Very Funny Hindi Msgs

Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka in mai sab se haseen to dekho SMS padne wala “mendak talabka”.

Jb Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sb se pehley liya jayega. galti se bhi ab SMS na kr dena varna award hath se niqal jayega!!

sardar – rikshe wale se baba sahib gurudware jaoge
rikshewala- haan
sardar lo polythin mere liye langar se khana le ana

think world without girl
galiya sunsan, raste pareshan
college viran, tufan hi tufan
na janu na jaan hr taraf bas
Jai Hanuman……

Du u know “PYAR KAB HOTA HAI?”
I’ll tell u:
Jab time kharab ho, ap par shani bhari ho or bhagwan maze lene k full mood mai ho tb pyar hota hai…

Jb Se tumhe jana hai,
Jb Se tumhe paya hai,
Hr dua me tera hi naam aya hai.
Thak k pucha Rab se
“YE KAISA NAMUNA BANAYA HAI!”

Hathi swimming pool me gira to sb chintiya bahar nikal gayi,Ek chinti hati k pith pr chad gayi
to dusri boli, “Duba Sale Ko Duba, Ladkio ko chedta hai..Sala!!!

Zindagi me agr kuch jaan-na ho, to apne dimag ki suno or dimag se bhi koi jawab na mile to ankhe band kr k socho
kya mere pass dimag hai??

Jani Jin tufanon mai logo k ashiyane ud jate hai,Un tufanon mai hum apne underwear sukhate hai

Tumhari yaad dil se jane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rehena,
Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge

Arz kiya hai-
Hu mai doctor jaha,
Meri wife hai nurse waha.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he……..Very Funny Hindi Msgs

Use pyar kr k meri kismat jag gyi,
wah wah!!
use pyar kr k meri kismat jag gyi,
maine itna love letter post kiye ki wo postman k sath bhag gyi.

nafrat na krna kabhi humse,hum seh nhi payenge. bas ek bar keh dena ki jarurat nhi hai apki,
kasam khuda ki

apko pitne ghar tak chale ayenge…

admi : baba koi aisa kam bataye jisme mujhe kuch na krna pade,paisa bhi mile aur logo ka kam apne ap hota rahe
baba: beta ek sulabh sochaly khol lo

sir-samunder mai nimbu ka ped ho to tm kaise todoge.
stud-boy chidiya bnkar.
sir-admi ko chidiya tera baap banaega?
stud-samunder mai ped kya tera baap lagyega…..

Lalu Bhains pr baith kr ja raha tha,
Traffic police:-Helmet kaha hai,
Lalu-Sasura Nichwa to dekh, e 2 wheeler nhi 4 wheelerwa hai.

Ek operation k baad patient bola:
‘doctor sahab Kya ab mai ap logo se mukt hun?’
Beta doctor to neeche reh gaye, mai to chitrgupt hun..

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se Ilaaj…?
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Papa dande se hi Aaram Aaya.
<(‘,’)
((> ouch….aahh
<<
Papa Mat Maro..

Believe it or not it’s true.
G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said” Wah kya body hai!” tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya.

Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo oh oh…

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja raha hai..

Apki surat kitni pyari hai, khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai
kisi aur se shadi na kar lena mere dost
kuki
M-A-Y-A-W-A-T-[I] aj tak sirf aur sirf tumhare liye kawari hai.

ap hamare dil mai base ho,
ap hmare dil mai base ho,

thoda side ho jao
blood wali pipe mai fase ho…

Teacher – bacho
batao kayamat kab ayegi ? Student sir jis din Raksha Bandhan or Valentine’s Day ek sath hoga!!

aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
G rammar to ati nhi lekin English me baat karti hai

Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife: y r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog.

papu wanted to become a great man like Newton. After long research, He made newton’s fourth law of motion…??
“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”

Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Give me sum sunshine
Give me sum rain……..Very Funny Hindi Msgs

Bhikari-ae bhai 1 rupaya dede 3 din se bhukha hu
Sardar-3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega?
Bhikhari- Wajan tolunga kitna GHAT GAYA HAI!!

dil ke zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil me jo hai kisi ko batana sakoge..karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharchey..bhudape tak udhar chuka na sakoge

Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hai?
Student: mujhe nahi pta
Teacher: sabash beta baith jao.

Full form of Girl…..!
G : Gappo mai sab se agey….!
I : Innocent sirf shakal se….!
R : Rone ki automatic machine….!
L : Ladai me sab di maa….!……..Very Funny Hindi Msgs