Very Comedy Funny Msgs

Insan ka dil sabse jyada kb jalta hai ?
jab ap blackberry ka original mobile lekar baithe ho aur koi aa kr kahe
China hai na ..?

arz kiya hai,ki
Gam hai
aur
Tanhai hai,
wah wah!
Gum hai,
aur
Tanhai hai,
kamino tum bhi funny msg karo
meri kya haram ki
kamayi hai…!!!!

Engrej – GANDHI k dono kan kat do.
GANDHI-nhi me andha ho jaunga.
Engrej-Bewakuf kan katne se admi andha nhi hota.
GANDHI-Salle chasma kya tere baap k kan pe pehnunga

mere to us waqt hos udh gaye jab wo mujhe sms send ki.
I Love You Jaan.
wala msg galti se ap pe chala gaya bhai jaan.

Koi to book hoti jispe DIL luta dete ,
Har teacher jisne dimag khaya usey nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh k sochte hai ki ,
1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.

1-5 yr girls love MOM,
6-15 yr girls love DAD,
16-25 yr girls love ME,
26-50 yr girls love HUSBAND,
ab bachi 51-70yr girls apka bhi to haq banta hai yaar…Very Comedy Funny Msgs

choti fish ne badi fish se pucha : Mummy hum pani mein kyo rahte hai? jameen par kyo nhi ?
badi fish : kyoki fish pani mai rahti hai. jameen pr to selfish rahte hai..jo kabhi funny msg nhi krte hai.

RAVAN- Cigarette hai?
HANUMAN- Nhi.
RAM- 1 packet hai na tere pas?
HANUMAN- Ap chup rahiye pravu….Iska 10 heads hai, Pura packet khatam ho jayega..

Rok do mera ZanaZa mujh me ab jaan aa gai hai,
ZanaZa piche LO SALO, DEKHTE NHI
Daru ki dukan aa gayi hai.

Jidhar dekho ishq k bimar baithe hai Hazaro mar gaye, Lakho taiyar baithe hai Barbad hote hai ye ladkiyo ke piche Aur kahte hai hm berozgar baithe hai.

Galilieo used lamp 2 study…
Graham Bell used candle 2 study…
Shakesphere studied under streetlight..
what about Rajnikant????
only agarbatti.

Sipahi : sir kal jail mai Ramlila hui thi.
Jailer :to ismai ghabrane ki kya baat hai?
sipahi: baat ye hai ki SANJEEVNI BUTI lene gaye Hanuman ji abhi tak wapas nhi aye hai

I request God to give me a smart & intelligent friend
then be sent u on earth ..
dost
bas tabhi se
Bhagwan se
bharos uth gaya/………Very Comedy Funny Msgs

Son : papa bache jyada intelligent hote hai ya baap ?
father: baap
son: papa phone kisne banaya?
father: Graham bell ne.
son: uske baap ne kyo nhi banaya

Mera dil jis ladki pe phida hai
Wo ladki jakaas hai
Uski ada bindaas hai
Hum dono ka ghar aas paas hai
Uska school mere college ke paas hai
Bahut rich uska baap hai
Uska mobile no. Mere paas hai
1 din purpose kiya to pata chala
Phele se hi 11 boyfriend uske paas hai…………comedy funny sms 2016

Shadi ke liye aisa ghar dekho –
Jaha Sasur maldar ho,
Sala Single haddi ho,
Saas Dildaar ho,
Bivi jakaas ho
Aur
Sali bindaas ho….

Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.
Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Comedy sms! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye
2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat..
Bt Dog’s Parents Refused Cat,
Guess Y?They Gave a Solid Reason…
‘Hi Hi, iss Chokri k To MUCHH Ugi hai…Very Comedy Funny Msgs

Funny jokes for girls, wife, boss, love by latestsms.in best of 2011.
Your favourite 24/7 days web best of best channel of msg, short funny sms.
Enjoy 140 character clean & family safe jokes just non stop family fun.

Na jene ki tamana hai na marne ka khauf..(feelings to dekho)
Na jene ki tamana hai na marne ka khauf…
The no. u r trying is currently switched off…

Tumhari adao pe mai vari vari,
Wah Wah….
Tumhari adao pe mai vari vari,
Wah Wah….
Dial 139 for railway enquiry…..:)

sardar ki maut bijli girne se hue pr lash muskurate hue mili
god ne pucha marte waqt hans kyu rahe the be sardar bola oye menu laga koi foto khench raha hai

1 admi library mai 2-3 ghante k bad bola so boring, so many character, bt no story librarian said, bhaiya this is telephone directory.

CHAND ne mujh se kaha ki tere sare dost kanjus nalayak gareb faqeer hai
Mene use gusse se ghoora or kaha teri himmat kese hui
SACH” Bolne ki

Apki dosti ki vality samapt ho rahi hai kripya 2-4 SMS kr k apni dosti recharge kare 1 sath 5 SMS karne pr paye ek
SHANDAR MISS CALL FREE.

Hum jo kar sakte hai wo Ap nahi kar sakte ho mai apke mobile par apna addrss bhej sakta hu kya ap mere address par apna mobile bhej sakte ho.

Ye tumne acha nhi kiya
Tumhare naam se 1 channel nikal gaya or tumne bataya nhi.
“ANIMAL PLANET”

Agar tum miljao to tange tod denge hum,
Tumhe pakar tumare piche kute laga denge hum,
Agar tum na milo to dusra dhund lenge hum.

Ghadi detergent wale ki beti se shadi karne walo ki line lagi hui thi…
think why….
B’coz they said ….
pahle istemal karofir vishvas karo…..Very Comedy Funny Msgs