Top Funny Sms in Hindi

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

Jaan Leva Ishq-
College me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi sathiya
College Gate se apne Baap aur Bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch kar pakra mera haath

Boy: I love you baby
Girl: I Have already a boyfriend
He: Olx pe bech de
Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega

Husband – mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo??
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha

Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Tailor:
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Jailor;
Shalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na!!!

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga….
Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
Main tumko call back karti hun..

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF – Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

Mummy-beta paper kesa tha?
Beta-Patla saa tha, white colour ka

Mummy gusse me-de thappar de thappar par thappar
kamine tune kuch nahi lika hoga exam me nalayak

Jinte Jildi ladko ko love ho jata hai
utni jaldi ladki ye bhi decide nahi kaar pati hai
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Dark lipstick lagani hai ya light

Log pata Nhi Kaise propose kar dete Hain
Mujhe To Pani-Puri Khane K Bad,
Papdi Mangne Me Bhi Sharam Aa Jati Hai………Top Funny Sms

Aajkal Ke ladko Ko Kya Pata Struggle Kya Hai ??
Hum Ne Wo Time Bhi Dekha Hai Jab.
Mobile Me “S” Type Karne K Liye..
“7” K Button Ko 4 Baar Dabana Padta Thaa

BF 2 GF- girl Love Marriage Q Karti Ho?
Gf: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se To Achaa Hai,
Jaana Pehchana Kamina Mil Jaye.

Tinku: 1 Manf0rce Dena.
Dukandaar: Tum To Masterjee K Bete Ho na?
Tinku: Mentos Bola Mentossssssss,
1-2 Vicks vi De Dena Gala Kharab H
Medicine ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.

Yoga Madam:- Dear students!!
Batao Mai Ek Paav Par Kab Aur.
Kyo Khadi Rehti Hu ??
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Student:- Nahane Ke Baad Chaddi Pahane Ke Time….

Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
“Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai”
Aur
Vidya Balan Kehti Hai,
“Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai”
Bahut Confusion Hai Bhai Sahab!!………Top Funny Sms in Hindi

Girlfriend bnane ke baad he
athiktar logo ka pata chalta hai ki
100 rupye se uper ki vi chocolate aati hai

Husband driving Car At Very High Speed:
Dekhi Meri Speed darling??
&
Achanak Car Band Ho Gai..
Biwi Hasne Lagi
Husbnd: Kya Huaa??
Biwi: Kuchh Nahi, Kal Rat Ki Yad Aagai..

2 Larkiyon Ko 5 Saal Ki Saza Mili.
Dono 1 Hi Room Mai 5 Saal Guzarnay Ke Bad
Jab Ghar Janay Lagii To…
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1 Larki Boli.
Chal Thikk Hai Baakii Baten Mobile Per Kartey Hain.

Kid 2 Mom: 20 Rs Dena,
Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.
Mom: Kaha Hai Garib?
Kid:Bechra Bahar Dhup Me,
Icecream Bech Raha Hai mummy……..Top Funny Sms in Hindi

Ek angrej hindi sikhne ke liye india aaya
30 din yahi raha,
finally usne 2 baate sikhi:”
1. Bigli aa gayi.
2. phir chali gayi…

Mobile ke night plans ne to hume,
Bhuka maar diya hai dosto,
Jis ghar mein chori k liye jao,
Koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai..

Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu,
To Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai
Friend : Yaar,
Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh,
Shaayad Qismat Saath De De…!
“Try Your Best Luck”

1 ladke Ne Red Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya
Ladka : Mujhe Ek bag Mila Hai,
Jisme 20000 Cash.
Samsung Galaxy S6
1 Credit Card Aur
Richa gupta Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.
RJ: Wah… Aap Kitne Honest Hain.
Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???
ladka : Nahi!!Nahi!!
Main Chahta Hu Ki Richa Gupta Ke Liye,
Ek Dard Bhara Song Ho Jaaye…..

Wife- mere humdum mere dost,
Aaj tumhari gf night stay karne aaa rahi hai !
Maine fridge mein beer &
Fresh fruit salad banake rakha h
Room freshner side table par h
Nahanay ka soap or towel bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko leker papa k yaha jaa rahi hoon,
Kal sham tak aajaungi,
Isko kahate hai
Ek husband ke haseen sapne!!!

Chamali bhabhi ne chaat ki dukan kholi
Dukan khulte hi consumer ki line lag gayi
kyoki
Board par lika tha-
“Sirf 20 Rupye me chamali Bhabhi ki chaat lòó”…….Top Funny Sms in Hindi