Sweet Funny Sms in Hindi

Shadi karne k baad aur mobile kharidne k baad.
Ek hi afsos hota hai ki agar thode din ruk jata to ! ! ! Shayad koi acha model mil jata

Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…………………..Sweet Funny Sms in Hindi

YUN TO HUM HAI BHRAMCHARI.
MAGAR JAHAN DEKHI NAARI WAHIN AANKH MARI
PAT GAYI TO HAMARI
VERNA FIR BHARAMCHARI

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!

sabse cool?
Aap Ho
sabse smart?
Aap Ho
sabse sweet?
Aap Ho
sabse Mast?
Aap Ho
zyada udo mat ye msg mujhe aaya tha apko sirf forward kiya

PYARE DESHWASIO AB HAME AAZADI MIL GAI HE JAI HIND
Sender: Gandhi
Sent via:SMS
Time: 00:27
Date: 15/08/1947
Sorry 4 the late delivery its a BSNL

Name: CHAMPA
DOB: 14/8/72
Wt: 149kg
Height: 4ft
Color: Black
State: Jharkhand
Kaam: Gobar uthana
Dream: Shadi karungi to sirf is sms padhne walese……………….Sweet Funny Sms in Hindi

Thinking of Indians
Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi,
Sarkari School me padhna nahi,
Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi,
Mager
Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA

45 saal ka SSALMAN…N K…KHAN ladki dekhne gaya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!
Hosh aya
kaaran pucha
boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha

Plz Ignore Mt Krna
1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai
Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai.
Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati
Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen
Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki.
Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..

Delivry k waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k
tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega……………………………………….

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!…………….

Dimag jiska “ICE”, Jivan uska “NICE”
Dil jiska “PURE”, safalta mile “Sure”
Najar jiski “CLEAR”, Wo bane sabka “Dear” Aisa kaun aur kahan – Main Hu Na……………………….Sweet Funny Sms in Hindi

Ek BAAR SMS KAR KE TO DEKHO,
INBOX NA BHAR DOON TO KEHNA,
EK BAAR MISS CALL KAR KE TO DEKHO, BATTERY DOWN NA KAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR NAZDEEK AA KAR TO DEKHO, HAATH NA THAAM LOON TO KEHNA.

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola……. main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola….. aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola………..

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko RAJA Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur….. RAJA Pass Ho Gaya……………..

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!……………

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA………………………………………….

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge,2014 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen…………………………….Sweet Funny Sms in Hindi

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR

Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi vi Bano gay.

TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day.
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Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar..
Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar…

Ek Admi Apne Bv K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Agr Wo Anda Boil Kr Deti To Kehta K Fry Krna Tha
Agr Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil Krna Tha
Ek Din Bv Ne Dono Bana diya
Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehne Laga ..
“Tmhe Akl Kb ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Us Ko Boil Kr Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Krna Tha UsKo Fry..Sweet Funny Sms in Hindi