Sweet Comedy Jokes

6 brds wr siting on a tree…
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.
5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..
Y?
bas..
Nakhre.!

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. ‘apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..’
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
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kyu?
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Qki doctor ne use
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lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Arz kiya h…
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi…

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai

This is a warning to all those people who don’t SMOKE or DRINK…
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One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
‘Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya’……….Sweet Comedy Jokes

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
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Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…

tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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“ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota”

Boy tuk a buk frm college library’s shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti he

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
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Boy-OK.
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On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..

A boy proposes 2girl-
I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love
Do u love me.
Girl Smile & Says-Bhaiya
hamke angreji nhi awala!

Hey ‘PRABHU’,
Kya Teri Maya Hai?
Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai.
Na ‘SMS’ Na Hi Koi Call?
Kya chun chun k sirf “KANJUSO” ko hi Mera ‘DOST’ Banaya Hai.

Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!

Cant beat this one-
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Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik se sawdhan.! :-
# Ting-Tong #*@*

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Kuch nahi, bas aise hi khade hai.
Any problem??

During My School Days
My Teacher Used To Wear ‘Sun Glasses’..!!
Do U Know Why.?
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Bcoz..
At That Time, I Was a Bright Student………..Sweet Comedy Jokes

You Are..
A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear
E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous
H-I-J
Hello,
I’m
Joking !
K-L-M
Kaisa Laga Majak.

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Aankhen aaj bhi uss pagal ko talash rhi hai, jisne kaha tha
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12th tak padhlo, baad mai to aish hai.

Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

Modern…
Obedient..
Neat…
Kind…
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad… Ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega..

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
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Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
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kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
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ab.. ab bhi nahi.
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abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.
Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
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Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara”Result”Hi Kaafi Hai..

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat’s marketing…