Sweet April Fool Sms

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? Cos i like u very much. Will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning…..Sweet April Fool Sms

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I’l tak u to an eye specialist.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“Damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
After if u pray &ur still in darkness,
Pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL…..Sweet April Fool Sms

Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. – Benjamin Franklin

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise. – Cato the Elder

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. – Plato

Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people. – Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

You don’t have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected. – Gerald Barzan

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. – Colette

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.