New Funny Msgs in Hindi

A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.

Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!
Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum
3 Gujrati Chor
DDhiru
MMukesh
AAnil

Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can’t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Which is longest toilet in d world ..!! . . .
Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian Itne Kaale Q Hote He?!
Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi Dekhte Rhete He.

Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
BEWAkuf mil gaya

DAD went school to get son’s report card. BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi DAD: To phir kab aaun me? MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad. DAD: Wowh!

Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he

Pappu:
Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!! !
Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?
Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon!…..New Funny Msgs in Hindi

Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!

Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya

Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!……….New Funny Msgs in Hindi

Pappu – Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.
Dipu- are wah, Wo kaise?
Pappu- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu..
Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun Cow:
Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT Frndship is “FEVICOL” nahi chodenge !!

Biwi (Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!
Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?

Every women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage.
LAXMI – After marriage.
BAI – After children.

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Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ?
Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (Sardar se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ?
Sardar: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.

Aankho se aansuon ki judaai kar do.
Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do. Agar dil na lage kahin to.
aa jaao mere ghar ki putaai kar do..
Limited Offer Till “Diwali 2012″.

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte the
kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur
hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

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gud morning………New Funny Msgs in Hindi