Lovely Funny Sms in Hindi

Height Of Common Sense..!! Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai? Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain Or Kaan Peechey.

Bhikari Pathan Sy! Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai. Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy? bhikari: G Han Bilkul. Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana…

Teacher 2 Pathan: Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge? . . . . . . . Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do.. Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega..

Height of dedication Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata? Papu:wo bat nhi hai. Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai..

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai? Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha Pathan: ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho? Admi: Inhen school chorne ja rha hon Pthan: Mjy pagal smja ha? Aj to itwar ha

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno …………. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to …. Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ? Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ? Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi

Railway me job hai karoge?
Salary 35,0000/- monthly
Job details: Rajdhani express ka head light kharab ho gaya hai.
Torch lekar aage-aage bhagna hai

1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai, To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?
Socho
Socho
Arey “CURRENT AFFAIR”

Ap Imandar Snskari Sundar Sushil Smajdar Khubsurat Dimagwale ho Pata Karo Ye Afwah Kaun Faila rha he ..!!

Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!

KABHI naak pe KABHI gaal pe kiss kiss kiss kiss kadar makhiya tang karti he !!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc
But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials
The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect………..Lovely Funny Sms in Hindi

Ek katori lo, usme kuch angoor dalo, phir mirror k paas jao, pata hai tumhe kya dikhega? “langoor ke hath me anguur”

Aapko ek film karni hai, jis mein aapka LEAD ROLE hoga. Film me apko pani k talab me utarna hai film ka naam hai.. “Gayi Bhais Pani me”

Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai, zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah wah khuda ki kasam, shayeri khatm.

Har mod ka mukam nahi hota, Dil k risto ka koi naam nahi hota, Discovery ki help se khoja hai tumhe, Warna aap jaise jeev ka milna aasan nahi hota.

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha
Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na…….Lovely Funny Sms in Hindi