Latest Funny Sms in Hindi

1 larka Charas pi k aya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari si book lekr padhne laga!
Dad:Charas Pi k aya hai?
Son:Nhi To?
Dad:Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..

4 Pepsi “Sharukh”
4 Coke”Aamir”
4 Limca “Riya”
4 Fanta “Rani”
4 Thumps Up “Akshay”
Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam “Desi Daru” K liye

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment
4)Love
5)..
6)..
7)..
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Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta

Arz kiya hai..
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Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge…
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itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge……………….Latest Funny Sms in Hindi

“DRINKS”
D-elicious aftr 1 Peg.
R-omantic aftr 2 peg.
I-nterested aftr 3 peg.
N-aughty aftr 4 peg.
K-ing aftr 5 peg.
S-nake aftr 6 peg..

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge.
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge.
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha.
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise? niche dekho..
. Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha…Ha…
Ab 126 HOGAYE…..;->
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
“Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?”
BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai…

Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??
hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai…

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana.
wah wah.
wah wah.
BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai.
kya EDUCATED hua zamana.

Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
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Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola
kkkkk…. kiran..

Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

Boy to pretty girl – Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

Mallaya chahe London me bse ya Jhumri Tilaiya me mughe koi matlab nahi
bas wo appna mast mast Kin….gfisher wala Calendar nikalna band naa kare

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA……..Latest Funny Sms in Hindi

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’

Doctor- Operation chal raha hai
CA: Audit chal Raha hai
MBA: Marketing chal rahi hai
Smart Santa: Fogg chal raha hai

Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Papu thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

God: what do u want?
Boy: A very Beautiful girl.
God: If u r Muslim I’ll give u Katrina,
If ur a Hindu I’ll give u Kareena,
If ur a christian I’ll give u Genelia,
What’s ur Name?
Boy:Abdul Narayan Fernandes.
God:Rakhi sawant de Kamine ko bahut Over Smart ban raha hai………Latest Funny Sms in Hindi