Latest Funny Msgs In Hindi

Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.

MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye to woh puri hoti hai..
LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..

zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to…DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY”

MURGA: I Love You.
MURGI: Ha.
MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu.
MURGI: OH Realy?
MURGA: Yess
MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!!!!

Teacher 2 student-past, present, future ka 1 example me deti hu or 1 tum do
Teacher-“m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rahungi.
Stdnt-apko veham tha,veham hai or veham rahega

Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai Beta.
Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhagta Hai Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady.

Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu
Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn’t Understand U?
Student: Same Here Sir!

MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega.

Masala pj: Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk,
aisa bhadka…Wah Wah,
Mashuka ke na ane se mashuk aisa bhadka,
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadka…;)

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal
Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

Teacher: I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak

Mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
meri mano isi raste par medical store khol do..mast chalega……Latest Funny Msgs In Hindi

kutte ka baccha ?
kitne cute hote hain

SIRF TUM
Hutch ke CEO NE MUJHSE kaha
“vivek ji” apse bhi smart duniya mai bahut milenge agar nahi mile to hum apna name badal denge
fir kya
HUTCU IS NOW VODAFONE

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rahi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga
Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style hai…

Scientific Question 4 U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards D EMPTY SPACE

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My sweet friend.
D_ffer , St_pid.
Look every thing is incomplete without U…

Hello I m a virus and I m entering ur brain right now…..sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

Nirash nahi huwa hu jindgi mai mughe bahut se kaam hai
Aakhe aaj bhi khojti hai us kamino ko jisne kaha tha
Shadi ke baad bahut aaram hai

Dil ye nadan
Yeh ishq nai asaan bus itna samaj lijye
Meri Girlfriend ke ghar ka gate hai band, dewaar se hai kuod k jana

High school me padne wali 2 girls aapas me baate kar rahe thi
1 Girl-yaar mere papa ne kaha ki es baar agar exam me fail hue to shadi kar dunga
2 Girl- To tumne kitne tayaari ki hai ?
1 girl- Bus facial baaki hai?

Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh……. Chup……!!
Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai…..Latest Funny Msgs In Hindi

Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. “ab or dukh nahi sahenge”
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.

Unke gum me, Unke gam me hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye,
Bewafa aaye, aur nahake chal diye…!!!

Hume paper nahi aata tha hum udas ho gaye Sari sheet par apki photo bana dali Fir b hum pass ho gaye Q? Qki paper drawing ka tha Or cartoon Banana Tha.

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab.
Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge janab .

Bap bete se=Beta agar sasural wale bike de to car mangna,agar plot de to flat mangna.Beta=papa agr ve ladki denge to me ladki ki ma mang lunga..

Tumhara chehra chanda k saman tumahari ankh .kan. Naak sab chandak saman or tumhe kya batye chanda hamare bandar k nam

Beti- Papa me Maa Bane wali hu..
Papa- Besharm ye kya keh Rahi hai?
Beti- Apne hi to kaha tha jb tk mai kuch Ban Nhi jati Ap SCOOTY Nhi Dilaoge.

Papu ki uske baap se hui ladai, baap ne ki papu ki pitai,papu ka khaula khoon, gaya kabristan aur kabar pe baap ki photo tang k likh diya
“COMING SOON”

Aap agar PAGAL ho to msg padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to msg kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega

ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is msg padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo, Yeh mujhey msgs nahin karta…….Latest Funny Msgs In Hindi