Latest Best Sms in Hindi

Khushi Ke Liye kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Shayad Na Mile,
Lekin Khush Hoke Kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Zarur Milegi..!!

Muskan Ka Koi Mol Nahi Hota,
Kuchh Rishto Ka Tol Nahi Hota,
Dost To Mil Jate Hai Har Raste Par,
Lekin Har Koi Aapki Tarah ~“Anmol“~ Nhi Hota.!!

Phool Se Pahle Khushbu Ko To Dekho,
Karne Se Pahle Kaam Ko Dekho,
Kisi k Roop Me Diwana Na Bano,
Surat Se Pahle Uske DiL Ko To Dekho.!!

ek makhkhi ganje aadmi k sir pe baithi thi,
dusre ne kaha- wah! Kya ghar mila tujhe,
1st makhkhi- nahi re, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.

best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read –
kal jab mile the….
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga…
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye….
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo…
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down

tanhai to tanhai hoti hai,
apna farz jarur ada karti hai,
pyar ki trah bewafa nahi hoti,
zindgi bhar k liye saath rahti hai.

“Zindagi” me ek baat hamesha yaad
rakhna.
kisi ke saath “Pyar me mazak” zarur kar
lena
Lekin kabhi kisi ke sath
“mazak me pyar” mat karna. Its Realy Hurts…………..Latest Best Sms in Hindi

Mera saath na de koi, chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har Aag se Wakif hoon, jalnaa mujhe aata hai.

Gubber:- are o sambha
ye kon log hai re jo
sms/msgs ka jawab nhi de rahe….?
Sambha:- sardar ye wo log hai
jo missed call karne ke baad bi
apna balance check karte hai.

Waqt Se Larkar Jo Nasib Badal
De, Insan Wahi Hai Jo Takdir
Badal De, Kal Kya Hoga Ye Kavi
Na Socho, Kya Pata Kal Waqt
Khud Apni Tasveer Badal De..!……………..best positive sms

Ye sms app best friends ko forward karo agar apko 6 sms same aaye to its true…
My_______Made Me Special..??
01: Àwesome Eyes
02: Personality
03: Frankness
04: Attitude
05: Behavior
06: Simplicity
07: Dressing
08: Patience
09: Àttraction
10: Cuteness

Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut daar lagta hai.
aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki bahut
ads bahut aati hai na.

Music channels par sms karke apne girlfriend ko songs dedicate
karna bhi patthar par “Raj loves riya” likhne se kam nahi h

Pahle log beta ke liye taraste the but aajkal FAST 3G DATA ke liye best sms ever.

Aajkal log mandir me chappal bhi esi jagah utarte hai
jaha se bhagwan bhi dekhe or chappal bhi.

Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!!

1 talent test me puchha gaya,
.
.
Agr apki shadi judwa behan me se
kisi ek k sath ho jaye to aap apni
wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
.
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Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane?……Latest Best Sms in Hindi

In a hospital ICU patients died in d same bed every Sunday between 9 to 10 AM
Doctors thought it is something super natural event
Worldwide Expert team was formed to investigate d cause
Next sunday, at 9 AM, all doctors stood around that bed & waiting to see what it was…???
Then suddenly Munnibai (Part time Sunday sweeper) entered d ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that bed & plugged her Mobile Charger!!………Latest Best Sms in Hindi