Good Funny Sms

hazaro khawahishe aisi ki har khawahish par dum nikle,
idhar ghar me tere papa ghuse aur piche ke darwaze se hum nikle.

Kas ap bakri hote,
hum apko ghaas khilate,
pyar se apke seeng hilate or puchte..
sms kaun karega?ap ya mai?
or ap bolte mai..mai..mai.
h na

hasti thi hasati thi balon ko lehrati thi.
kuch soch kar muskurati thi.
dekh kar sharmati thi.
aaj pata chala sali khud to pagal thi
or mujhe bhi pagal banati thi

Arz kia hai….
gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya..
gor farmaiyega.. gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya. .
wah wah..
itna romantic sms padke ek or gadha tayar ho gya…..Good Funny Sms

Bömb föund in Sahara mall, Gurgow just now
And she”s really looking sö höt in short dresses

What is d similarity between cricket & loose motions..??
DHONI idhar bhi hai.. DHONI udhar bhi hai.

CID pj Again..
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,
ACP Kehta he”Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he

Man – Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.
Shopkeeper – Plain main dikha doo.
Man – Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia….:
Teen Saal Qaid

kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo……

Latest P.J…
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye

Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
Na Kare
Bola Tha
Fir Bhi 0pen Kiya
>-**-<
>-**-<
>-**-<
Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS hai
Mera Kaam Ho Gaya
Ab Ap Jano

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary

Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai………Good Funny Sms

ek sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar…sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta..

Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration

Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se – apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye

Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.

Dost:-“Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai”
Man:-“Bilkul Galat hai:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati hai

Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile,Gum mile,Apne ansu behjane dena,Unhe mat rokna.Bcoz ruke hue Pani mai
‘MALARIA’ WALE MACHAR ANDE DETE H..BE ALERT….

Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai

Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.

Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .

god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza
he saw them thirsty
created milk
he saw them walking
created car
he saw them without any problems
he created u…………Good Funny Sms

ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.

Sabse bada aatank
kisi ka mobile lo
aur phone book
me jakar delete
all kar do phir
mobile wale ka
chehra deko aur
thoda sa muskura do.
Bus…………..

Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge…Good Funny Sms