Good Comedy Jokes

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger…
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I Ran away…
Why?
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To Save d Tiger…

Only 1411 r left!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Otherwise u know me..

perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????
Well…….. u know my name right..?

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

Universal truth we learnt:-
“sun rises in the east”
Fact:- “sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!”.
Moral ๐Ÿ™‚
“Educatn spoils our commonsense”

Love affair in school:
GIRL’S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- “Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!”
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BOY’S WAYS:
Be4 D boy could see his girl entering in D class
all his friends start shouting
“ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI”.

Evry girl wants a guy..
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Who hugs her wen tey r watching a scary movie,
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Who will always b D 1 2 make her laugh,
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Who will never complain, never stare at other girls,
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Who will b romantic & nt scared 2 say “I love U”,
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& he will love her 4 who she is…
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& tat guy is wat Google calls No Results Found’!

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN”.
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
“VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE”.
Govt. Office Zindabaad”..

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat’ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat’ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden….
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Dhappa…:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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. “SPRITE”
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“Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas…”
@@Gud NIGHT@@

What’s D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO’ or ‘WO’ dono best friend the
1din ‘JO’ne 1 darawni film dekhi or ‘WO’ Mar gya
ab bolo ‘WO’ Kyu mar gaya.
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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me……..Good Comedy Jokes

Girlfriend – Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha