Funny Story Sms

Professor ne class me Q poocha?
Date aur tarikh me kaya antar hai
Sari class chup
Professor ne class bunk karne wale Titu ko bola-tu bta?
Titu-Sir Date girls ke sath jate hai
Tarikh pr advocate ke sath jate hai

Golu ne Molu se – Shadishuda Ladki aur Shadishuda Ladke me kaya antar hai?
Molu- Mangalsutra latka ho to ladki Shadishuda….
Aur muh lakta ho to ladka Shadishuda…………Funny Story Sms

baap ne dekha beta jeans ka button sil rha tha
Baap- beta humne tumhara shaadi karaya, bhu ghar aayi
phir bhi tum apni jeans me khud hi button laga rahe ho??
Beta- Papa aap galat soch rahe hai ye jeans mere biwi ki hai
Baap behos……

Patient-Doctor sahab ye Medicine pure town me nahi mil raha hai
Doctor-milagi bhi kese ye medicine ka name nahi ye to meri signature hai…..

Thand shuru ho gai, apne Sweater, kibal, rajai aadi nikal ne
baad me shrdi ya jukaam ho jane par
Modi,BJP ya RRS jimedaar nahi honge…

Naag nageen se bola: Mera dil tere pyar me andha hai.. I love you darling..
Nageen boli:Mera khayal chhod de, mera boyfriend Anaconda hai

Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena

Girlfriend ne poocha chahoge kab taak?
Mene V muskura ke kah diya, Meri biwi ko pata na chale tab tak…

Teacher: Batao Kangresh ki sthapana kisne ki?
Pappu: patta nahi sir kisne ki, par bisharjan to rahul gandhi hi karenge.

smartphone sarir hai aur internet usski aatma.
sarir chahe nasht bhi ho jaye, aatma naya sarir dharan kar leti hai.

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya….
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai
audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai….
Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai
audience : wah wah…
Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai………

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” krta hu main”
Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad”(wah-wah)

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho…..Funny Story Sms

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.
Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.
Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.
Boy:aap kaun?
Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?
Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha
Hai?
Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?

Sonu-Yaar,English Me ‘Jhopdi’ Ko Kya Kehte He
Monu-Hutt
Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho……..Funny Story Sms