Funny Sms in Hindi

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye “Alpenlibe” Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye “Cloromint” Dubara Mat Puchna.

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA 😀
Have a Nice Day

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, new funny sms in hindi
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai….Funny Sms in Hindi

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. latest funny sms
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya …

Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??
Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun…
Ladka : hahahaha
Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.

Aaj bhi hamre desh me
Tu pyaar hain kisi aur kaa
Tujhe chaahtaa koi aur hain
Tu pasand hain kisi aur ki
Songs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladke
bahut emotional/senti ho jate Hfunny sms 2015

Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai
tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai
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Parlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H

Boy : I am in love with you totallllllllllllllllllYYYYYYY.
Girl : Tu totla! Tela baap totla!……..Funny Sms in Hindi

Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar hò
Kuch sunaò yàár
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jàmanàt huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho janà
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho janà

Ankhon se barsààt hoti H
Jab apki yaad saath hoti H
Jab b busy rahe mera mobile
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven or more then that…..
Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..
Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai…
to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?
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Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..Funny Sms in Hindi

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

GF- ab raat ko phone karna….
Boy- nahi raat ko baat nahi karege warna
tu mar jayegi
GF- kese?
Boy- Aaj mummy kah rahe the ki raat ko tu
jis churrel se baat karta hai wo mere hath
maregi kisi din