Funny Sms For Girlfriend

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm…

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai……………Funny Sms For Girlfriend

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago
1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.
2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage
OR
7. Toilet Mai Pani…………………….

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah…………..Funny Sms For Girlfriend

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai…

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM……………………

Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge?
A: Bed ke kone pr
B: sofa pr
C: Kisi dewar pr
D: ya uski ball bnayenge…
Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
“kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??”

Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?
???
Nahi Pata Na
Kabhi Khud Baithna,
Pata Chal Jayega…..

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
bhabhi lagegi..!!………..Funny Sms For Girlfriend

Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh
K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..
Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K
1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya
Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?
Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai
Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,
Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office
Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,
Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,
Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha
Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai…

Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka………………….

chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
chinku– Kya hua?
tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”………………Funny Sms For Girlfriend in Hindi

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm…

Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Soniya : Wo kaise ?
Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai
Soniya ko “BAHUMAT” do……………………………..

Arz kiya Hai:
Unki yaad mai hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!
Aur woh itne bewafa aye aur usse naha k chal diye

Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de…………Funny Sms For Girlfriend