Funny Sms For Gf

:: Funny Mobile SMS ::
SHADI. Long form
S: Shanti Bhang
H: Himmat Khatam
A: Aazadi Samaapt
D: Dimaag Kharab
I: Imtihaan Shuru
Jiski huyi hai- JHELO
Jiski nahi huyi-Soch Lo..

1 baat ne muje kal raat bhar sone nahi diya
Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo! 80+90 kaise 100?
.(,”)>
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_/\_ 170 hone chahiyein na…

Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate chalo. Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo. Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!

Pal Beet jayenga aur waqt Guzar jayega
Bas Yaadon Bhara ye safar reh jayega
Na Hum Honge na humari wo baate
Phir bhi aapko tang karne humara Msg zarur Aayega.

Hum aapko bataenge ki aapka aane wala kal kya he
Wait…
Searching….
maine pata laga liya k aapka aane wala kal……..
sunday

Boy Girl sms jokes
Girl: Dear Whats the diff btwn personal and secret?
Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.
That is secret.

A Boy Was Driving A Car, A Girl Was Trying To Overtake Him .
Boy: Hey Buffalo!
Girl Shouts Back: You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!
Then She Accidents And Hits The Buffalo Crossing The Road.
Moral: Girls Never Understand What Boys Say

JYOTISH:-Tumhari Life me 14 ladkiya aayengi
BOY:-“O-ho,,, kya=mast zindagi hai yaar!”
JYOTISH:-Zyada udo mat…
1=patni=aur 13=betiya hongi,,,

:: Funny sms messages ::
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost, sab kuch aata hai jata hai
Par tode gaye DAANT phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai, sms bhejte rahoge….

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!””’!
|__!
Frooti ka pack bheja hai
Just 4 u
Khaali hai!
Phoonk mar kr “Pataka” baja lena………..Funny Sms For Gf

:: Funny sms messages ::
Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H
Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.

:: new funny sms collection ::
Akbar- koi aisa upaay batao ki mai khau peeu par
roza na tute
birbal- logo se laat khao aur gussa pee jao
sab kuch tutega
par
roza nahi tutega….

:: Funny sms messages ::
Din Mein Chain Nahi,
Raat Ko Neend Nahi,
Jee Na Lage Kahin!
Khuda, Kya Yehi Pyar Hai.
KHUDA bola:- Nahi Beta,
Private Job Walon Ka Yehi haal hai

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“\’,’/” :. : :.)\,
_!,!,!”””!,!,!”

Dear saand
Mere sweet friend k paas jana
Aur
Zor se seeng maar kar kehna ki
Humne yaad kiya hai.

:: new funny sms collection ::
Sir-Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta h?
Boy-Hathi.
Sir-Nalayak,
Tere father kya krte h?
Boy-Chota Rajan k gang me shooter h.
Sir-Sabas Hathi sahi jawab h

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GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
Boy-Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati
Girl-kuch nahi bhaiya, barsat ho rahi hai…

~ :’: ~ funny sms collection in Hindi ~ :’: ~
1st Girl:Mujhe mere Lover ke sath Bike me jate mere Papa ne dekh liya.
2nd Girl:Achcha fir kya hua?
1st Girl:Fir kya unhone Bus ke Paise wapas mang liye.

~ :’: ~ funny sms collection in Hindi ~ :’: ~
Dil Ko Sab Se Zyda Dard Kab Hota Hai.?
?
Jab
Aap Mobile Charging Pe Laga K Jaye Aur 2 Ghante Baad Aa K Dekhe Ki Switch Board Pe Button Off Tha

~ :’: ~ funny sms collection in Hindi ~ :’: ~
Abe Galti se tmhra no delete hogaya.
Ek mis call maar de.
na plz.
Sbko bhejo,
dekho kitno k paas bilkul dimaag nahi hai

Very very funny Hindi sms
Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par hoti buht SWEET hai
Fwd 2 All Jaleebes bole to cute sweet girlfriends

Very very funny Hindi sms
“Extreme Height of Laziness”
Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
Theif2: Oh! No! I’m so tired.we can see it in the news.

Funny messages for Friends
Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena.
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge
hahahaha…..

Kitna bhi door jao humse chup na paoge. Zindagi ke har mod pe hume hi paoge. Chahe kitne bhi msg delete karo. Subah inbox me fir hume hi paoge.

In class rum boy update on facebook
I
M
Online
first comment from
teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu….:D;)

Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Aur
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi…

1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi .

Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai…..
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?
Kaya aap girlfriend se ghoot bolna chor diya…………Funny Sms For Gf

Funny Sms For Gf
Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri hai
Ask Y ?
Bcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.
‘BAWAAL’ bhi Zaruri hai.