Funny Sms For Friends

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

Santa ne challenge kiya…..
“Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega”…

Sare new channel wale waha pahuch gye….
Tab bola “Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de”…………………..Funny Sms For Friends

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Fiza mein mehakti saam ho tum,
Pyaar mein jhalakta jaam ho tum
Aur kaya kahe janam tere bare me
Kharche ka dusra naam ho tum

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..

Keep…………………IN TOUCH WID ME…..
OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!………………………….

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)…………….Funny Sms For Friends

1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat… back aa gayi… engineering rocks… rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..

MatHs pj-
“Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr………………….

Why India’s enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
.?
Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South…………………….Funny Sms For Friends

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small….
Now that place is known as
“Disney Land”…..

santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya…woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali…..pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai…………………………

Husbnad- Aaj rimjhim rimjhim barish ho rahi hai,
Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai, mausam bahut suhana hai
koi aisi baat kaho ki mere pair zameen par na rahein….
Wife- phaansi lgaa lo

Husbnad- Aaj rimjhim rimjhim barish ho rahi hai,
Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai, mausam bahut suhana hai
koi aisi baat kaho ki mere pair zameen par na rahein….
Wife- phaansi lgaa lo

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar……………………

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai………….Funny Sms For Friends

Ye student ki pehchn hai
Hath mai cigrate mu mai pan hai
Mshur ye saitan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Padhna ise ata nhi
Clas kbhi jata nhi
Cnten is ki jan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Jalson mai sb se age hai
Naron mein sb se agey hain
Imtehan mein naqal is ki an hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Lrkiyo k peche hai pra
Jo larki gusa ho zra
Tb ye bnta bhai jan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai..

Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! 🙂

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?……………………

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli “Shukriya Bhai Jan….Funny Sms For Friends in Hindi