Funny Sms For Family

We
“The Non-Toppers”
Are More Experienced Than
“The Toppers”
Because
…Toppers FAIL To FEEL
How It FEELS To FAIL . .
B.B.A
(Back Benchers Association)

somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile.
sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte hai

A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
The fnuny tnihg abuot
tihs sms is taht
eevn tohugh all the
wrods are msesed up
you can sitll raed it …

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
Female’s criteria for
Life partner . . .
They expect their men to
Look like “mr. Universe”
And
Work like “ramu kaka. .

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.
2sre ne pucha kiya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai……Funny Sms For Family

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
1970 ki mom 2 her son-beta apne relign ki ladki se shadi krna
1980-apne caste ki
1990-apne level ki
2000-apne desh ki
2010-KAMINEY ladki se hi karna

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai….
1 main
2. fir se mein
3. Aap….
ka friend…. mein

~: Height of Disappointment :~
Using Dial-Up Connection 0n
Your PC In The Age 0f 3G
And
Completing Your Tea Before
INTERNET EXPLORER Loads
A Simple Static Web-page .

:: short funny sms in English ::
Facebook Fact
Every 0ne Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai…………….Funny Sms For Family

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur
Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
“Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja”.

Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.
Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 2000.
Your new balance is now Rs 2050
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha 12 Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye………Funny Sms For Family

:: new latest funny sms ::
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege……………..

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se……….Funny Sms For Family

Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo,
Kajal ka tika to apke liye kum hai!
1 kala”TAWA” hi gale me latka lo*

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata
Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
1 admi ke 6 ungliyan thi,
sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the,
batao kyo?
Socho
Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.
Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?
Husband :
“JISKO MILE USKI”.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Kya re tapori.Sms ka hafta nahi bhej rela?
Apun ko malum.K tere pass sms ka bahut-maal padela.
chal time khoti mat kar.5-10 Peti sms chipka dal.