Funny Sms For Boyfriend

1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi….

GAALI Kya hai ?
Krodh ke samay mukh se nikle shabd ya shabdo ka samuh jinke ucharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai…..

DABANGG SMS :
Hume sms karna bandh mat karna warna 2mhare mobile me itne chhed krenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha dale or headphone kaha pe…!

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Tohar passport size photowa humar ghar pe chutal rahil….
bachha logan sb darat rhi.Kutwa pura din bhokat raha….
ekra vapas leila….

Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai,
Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai,
Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai,
Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb bolte hain lo fir se “Sheela” ka msg aya hai…

1 ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya….
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, “Apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho ????
“ladka bola, ” Ji Bhabhiji……

Autowala : Sahb 30 Rs. hue…
TOM: Ye le 15 Rs.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai…
TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aya hai, adha tu de…..

True Fact :
Waqt pr adat na badli to wo Zarurat – E – Life bn jati hai,
Or agar waqt pr Girl Frnd na badli to wo WIFE bn jati hai…..

ARZ KIYA HAI :
Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi,
itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ……
kbhi dekha hai udhta hua….HATHI ?????

TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge….
BOYS: de denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya….

Kvita likh rahi hu…… tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr……
wah wah….
tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr
ila kvita to galat ho gyi , rubber de rubber…..
wah wah wah wah

Chintu sbji lene gya…..
Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidak raha tha…
Chintu intezar krta raha jb kafi der ho gyi to bola – Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol do..

Our brilliant TOM has done again….
Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish?
TOM : TATA SKY…Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala….Funny Sms For Boyfriend

Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye
Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu…..
Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai….

HAPPY THAPPAR DAY
Today is
Thappar day.
Jo b ish tym ap ke
Sath betha hua hai.
Use ek zordar
Thappar marein

Socho Agr SMS Recieve Krne K
Paise Lgte To Kya Hota..?
Guess..?
Guess..?
Aj Tm Sb Meri Waja Se
Road Pr Aa Jate.

Kya Bataye Apne
Doston Ki
Wo To Hai Nirale
Funter
Girl FRIEND K Liye ˜KFC KA BERGAR Or
Dosto K Liye
GURU DWARE Ka LANGAR

4 My Friends
Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam Ho
Zindgi Ki Khusiya Ap K Naam Ho
Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K Lye
2011 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Mai Shamil Apka B Naam Ho

Aisi Kya Cheez Hai,
Jo Khridne Wala Kbhi Pehenta Nhi
Aur Pehene Wala Kbhi Khridta Nhi
Baby Diapers

1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
To Phir
To Us Ne Murgi K
Thik Hone Ki Khushi
Mai
1 Bakra bali
Kr Diya

Mai Sabit Kr Sakta Hu
Apko English Smjh Nhi Ati
Up
Up
Bs Sabit Ho gaya ki Apko Up
Ka Matlab Nhi Malum
Vrna Ap Neeche Nhi Ate…..Funny Sms For Boyfriend

Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata
Ki Kya Kre?
Kharab Kamwali Mile
To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai,
Agr Achi Mile To
Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..

Ek Din sardar ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha……
Bahut socha…..
Kya Socha…
Kash ye meri maa hoti to mai bhi itna sunder hota

Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hai …
Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hai, recharge krwane aya hoga…

Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ?
Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez
reply fast…..
Ye msg mujhe kb karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai…

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Ghoor kya rahe ho message ka accident ho gaya hai
jaldi se kuch paise bhejo ilaaz karana hai !

TOM jalebi bech raha tha magr keh raha tha “alu lelo alu !
Jerry Bola, pr yaar yeh to jalebi hai….
TOM, chup sale warna makhiya aa jayengi….

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki boli – Battmeez kya kr rhe ho ?
Chintu Bola: ji punjab university se B.Com Kr rha hu….Funny Sms For Boyfriend