Funny Msgs For Love

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi!!

Ager dum hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao.
kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

5 great people:
1. G.Gandi J.Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya , apni pohanch say bahar.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha
All Is Well
All Is Well….

Master ne bache ki roti kha kr usko kaha:
Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataoge na ?
Bacha:Nhi Master G ,
mai maa ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya……………Funny Msgs For Love

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Color ki Sari pehni aur pucha: Kesi lg rhi hu? .
Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lgi ho.

Ek chuha shrab k drim mai gir gya,
bahar nikal kr mast hokar
sath mai soye hui Billi ki puchh pe pao rakh kr bola:
“UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI”

Heer to Ranjha: Mai tere Ishq mai barbad ho gyi hu, Badnaam ho gyi hun, Ruswa ho gyi hu.
Ranjha: To mai konsa DSP ban gaya hun? mai khud bheek maangta phir raha hu.

husband aur wife mai jhagde ki waja se baat cheet band thi, Ek subha husband ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya “MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA “aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya. Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske upar boht se kagaz pare the aur un pe likha tha “UTH JAO 5 BAJ GAYE HAI”………………………….latest funny sms 2014

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur naukr k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya. “EK NAUKR KI ZARURAT HAI Par . . . . Sirf SUGAR k marez hi aye”

Amrican: Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani: Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Sardari: Lo dasso jee Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.

MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki “Tareef Mgr Haqiqat Me Kubsurat Sirf “Wahi hai”Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He ….
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_//\\_ uff , mummy meri nazar utaro..

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha………………….Funny Msgs For Love

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.
Sardar chalti bike per se bola-
Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya?
Tu kaha baithega…..???

Teacher to Santa –
jis admi ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge ?
Santa-Sir jo marzi keh do usko kuch nahi sunai dega.

An Engineer went 2 girl home wid a rose 2 propose her…,
He pressd bell. But her Dad opend d door
Engineer :”Uncle plz support ANNA HAZARE”

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
AND
My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs
Oh….u too?………………Funny Msgs For Love

Smtyms wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghuma
to sb ne dekh liya ..

Train mai 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakr k kha gya!
Phir 1 machar sindhi pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
Kharido ge?