Funny Msgs For Friends

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? 😉
Pagal ho gya

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!……….munna bhai very funny sms

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!……….munna bhai funny sms

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous……………………….Funny Msgs For Friends

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Funny sms/jokes/chutkule on Anna

ANNA Ko dekh 10th class ka student bola
Koi inhe rok lo
Nhi to HISTORY me 1chapter or Bad jayega
BAWAL ye krK jayenge SAWAL HMSE PUCHa JAyeGa!

IMAGINE
U & me join NASA
AFTER 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name
From NASA
to
“SATYANASA”
aapna to talent hi aisa hai.

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hain.

Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.

A & B Girls are traveling in a train:
A: tujhe kaisa pati chahiye.?
B: mujhe crorepati bhahiye.?
A: crorpati na miley tu.?
B: 50 lakh k 2 pati chaleng.
A: 50 lakh ke na miley tu.?
B: 25 lakh k 4 pati bhi chalenge.
UPAR SOYA PASSENGER:
Jab a 1000 rupaye pe aaye tu mujhe utha dena…

Agar duniya me mehnat ki qadr hoti to….
Gadha aaj sabse jyada izzatdar hota…!!

Agar Malika Sherawat Dropadi hoti to Duryodhan K Coments kya hote –
Dussashan, pehna do Bhabhi ko Saree.
Hum bhi to dekhe kaisi lagti hai Vastro me ye Naari.

chuhe ko billi lagi gori.dono milne lage chori-chori chuhabola-“O gori aao khele aankh micholi”billi chuhe ko maar ke khagayi aur boli-“I hate luv story”

Are Diwano Muje Pehchano Kaha se Aaya Mai hu kon?
Mai hu kon?
Maihu Mai hu?
Are upar inbox me naam nahi dekhe kya?

Gabr:Are O samba ye kaun log hain jo SMS ka jawab nahidete re?
Samba:Sardar ye wo log hain jo MISSED CALL karne ke baad v balance Check karte hai.

Boy…mom ye girlfriend
kya hoti hai..??
Mom…bete jab
tum bde ho jaoge
aur ache ladke bnoge
tab tumhe b ek milage.
Boy…agar m acha ladka
nhi bna to??
Mom..to bahut sari milengi…

AGAR AAP APNE SARE PAPO SE MUKTI CHAHTE HO TO YE MANTAR 100BAR BOLO,,
TWINKLE-TWINKLE TITLE STAR “SONU” HAMAR SUPER STAR
AB 99 BAR BOLO……

bihari boy to a girl-hamar sath date par chalbu ka???
girl-tamiz se baat baat karo.
boy-my dear with due respect i would like to say that hamar sath date par chalbu ka??

Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartano Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kr Maanjhnaa!

Oye Mil Gya,Mil Gya, Mil Gya,Haa-Haa Mil Gya,Balle-BalleMil Gya,Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna kaam chod k mera SMS pdhnewala “Bewakuf” Mil Gya…

Taas khelne baithe to “don” hai hum .
acting kare to “james bond” hai hum
ab to pehchan lo
“kaun” hai hum
msg ki duniya k
TEES MAAR KHAN hai hum

Raabri: Suniye ji, dahi jamane ko english me kya bolu?
Lalu: The milk was sleeping in the night, and early in the morning it becomes tight

2 pigs eating potty!
1 pig-yar hum potty khate he.koi humara v to potty khata hoga?
2 pig-Thuu Thuu! Khane ke waqt pe aisi baat Mat Kiya kar

Namaskar ! Jago balak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snanpurn kar k, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan pr nikal pado.

Madam boy se- kaha h copy, kaha h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen

KID-Papa agr apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison pas hua to apko kaisa lagega?
PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bs isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!

2 Lover Park Me Bethe APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Dal K
Ladki Srma K-Tum Itna Ghur K Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Ladka-Thoda-2 Kha ‘BHUKI’

Jo hamesa se milta aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apani zindagi alt+ctrl+delete kar dunga………Funny Msgs For Friends