Funny Msg

Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER: kab kab?
Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi,
Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,
Minister: Aur kab?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!

Bachapan me maa kahte the
tumko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Jawani me wife kahti hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Old age me bache kahte hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Purus ki samghne ki umar konsi
ye samgh me nahi aata

Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak
aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa de……..

My dear friends do you know MY Life
Is Running successfully on a simple principle
“Bhagwaan Ke Bharose”
MY dear friends – chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath
You get money again N again -“Money making spcl mantra”
“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”
“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho
to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai
jaise ….
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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur
Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de….
Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye
Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies……..Funny Msg

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear…..
Husband : I am very busy right now… Just give me good news only
WiIf Girlfriend’s not Replying,
Try This.
Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”
She : “Haan Batao..?”
Then Say, “Rehne Do.”
Count Her Messages Now………………….
fe : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car…..

Ye waqt ki nazakat h
Bdalte doar ki majboori hai
ladko ko ko parathe
Aur
ladkiyo ko karaate
sikha bahut jaruri hai

Funny Relationship Status-
Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool…
Coz I am super Cool

Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai……

Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladke
kabhi single nahi rahte….Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS………Funny Msg

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya?
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai

“If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
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karlo

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein

Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha…..
Maam iske practicals kab honge?

Tujhe kya laga tu chhor ke chali jayegi to me maar jauga
Chal hatt….Ladki hai tu koi oxygen nahi

On Facebook Timeline
Boy 1: Workin’ out… At Gym..
Boy 2: Cool Dude…
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On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp
Boy 2: Kaha hai bhai..
Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu…….Funny Msg