Funny Love Sms

Santa: Thinking….thinking…
Banta: kya soch rahe ho yaar?
Santa: ye zee news walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Banta: kya?
Santa: yehi ke, ‘aap dekh rahe hai zee news’

Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle study complete hogyi
aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya

3 boys proposed a girl
1st: Mai tumhare liye
Apni jaan bhi kurbaan kaar sakta hu
Girl: Wo to sab ladke kehte hain
2nd: Mai tumhare liye
Chand taare todkar la sakta hu
Girl: very old dialogue h
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 2 ltr
Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje.

Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge…

ek ladki roj subah 10 baje per ke daal me beth jati the
aur
saam ko 6 baje utaar jati the
MBA karke paagal ho gaye the
Khud ko branch maneger samghte the………….Funny Love Sms

Natkhatlal:Tum apne sailoon me
Rahasmai aur romachk books kyu rakhte ho?
Naai:inhe padhker logo ke
Baal khare ho jate hai aur
Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti h

Very motivatinal quotes ever written By dear Natkhatlal
Bachpan me Diwali ke din jaab Rocket chorte hue adbhut gayaan mila tha
Aasman chune ke liye bottle bahut jaruri

Teacher – Who is very patient person in world?
Santa- Sunny Leonee Cameraman sir answered very confidently
Teacher-Super intelligent student jara mere paas ana
phir kaya teacher de thappar pe thappar….

Common man: Susu jana hai…
1 Famous Shayar-
Mchalti hai pet me kuch lahare si
lagta hai enhe kisi kinare ka entzaar hai…

Shradh ke din 1 kowa ka
Facebook, Whatsapp status messages-
“Abhi to party shuru hue hai…”

Patni pati se pura pura din cricket ghuse rahte ho…me Ghar chhod ke ja rahi hu
Pati (commentary ke andaz me): pehli baar kadmo ka behtarin estmaal…
sasural se mayke jaati biwi…..

Agar mohalle ki sabse Khubsurat ladki…
Mohalle ke ladko ka cricket dekh rahe ho to
Dono team ke ladke ese khelte hai, jee jaan lga dete hai
jese India aur Pakistan ka cricket match ho raha ho……

Teacher Bache-mai kal nahi aauga..
Student-kyo sir?
Teacher-meri shadi
Bache-sir esa mat kigiye
teacher-kyo?
Bache-sir app ne hi sikhaya hai
Phoolwali-phool bechti hai
Sabjiwali – sabji bechti ha
to
Gharwali-ghar nahi bechagi??

Agar bhu nibu kha rahi ho to koi jaruri nahi ki
khushkhbri ho……
Jmana badal gaya hai ho sakta hai daru utar rahi ho

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Married hona “Part of living” hai
aur
Married hokar bhi muskurana kar shanti se jina “Art of living”

sadme se mar gaya usi wakt 1 marij jaab doctor ne kaha ki….
Daal ka pani piya karo

Bharat me bhukamp se sabse jada Prabhavit Hone Wale chetra
Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp!

Shart lagi thi duniya ki khushi 3 words me likhne ki wo kitab dudne lage mene “mene biwi mayke gayi” likh diya

1 auto wale ki shadi ho rahi thi
jab uski dulhan phero ke wakt uske paas
aakar bethi to wo bola thora aur pass aakar betho
abhi 1 aur beth sakti hai

jab baarat road pe naach rahi hoti to kuch Chacha, Moasa, Mama log hath hila hila
kar traffic ka sanchalan ese karte hai mano pichle janam me wo pandu hawaldaar the….

Santa Jee Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ?
Ha Yaar,
Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi…
Kya Kehti Hai… ?
Kehti Hai,
‘I LOVE U 2
Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai…..Funny Love Sms

Aaj Ka Vichar
Jitna Gaur Se log takkrane ke baad 1-2sre ko dekhte hai
utni Gaur Se agar phle dekh le to takkar lage hi nahi…

Boy-tumhare papa aatankwadi hai?
Girl-no why?
Boy-Coz you are Bomb

Girlfriend- Ghar me koi nahi hai aa jao
Boy-Very shocked…abhi abhi to loota hu
tere ghar se..
Girl-Sorry, phir se tumhe hi call lag gayi…..

motapa hi ek esi chij hai
jise apne se jada dusre ke paas dekhkar khushi hoti hai

Ghar me jaab khud ki shadi ki charcha hoti hai to lagta hai
jese election ka ticket mil gaya ho
Shadi ke wo 2-4 din lagta hai jese hum chief minister ho gaye ho
aur
shadi ke 1 saal baad lagta hai jese koi ghotala me fas gaye ho

Kasam se Yaaro 1 sath sare Kaand yaad aa jate hai jab
Papa kahte hai Yaha betho tum se kuch jaruri baat karni hai

4 chije ensan ko kabhi khush nahi rakh sakti
Car, Mobile, T.V. aur biwi
kyoki aksar eske latest model dusro ke pass hote hai

Teacher to student- naalayak kahi ka cow par article
likh ke laave kahe the ki “Gaay par Rajneeti par”…
pure kapi me khali Neta sab ke statement akhbaar se copy kar kele aya hai
Teacher ne gusse me ladke ko 1 kahone maara…..
Ladka-baap re baap khali Mrkhand master saab ke
bhaali ho gaya hai school me esa joor ka kahuni maara hai ki – “chopaya ho gaye”

Jab ladki sare kapde utar deti he to kya hota he ??? . . . . . . . Almari khali ho jati hai….yaar…

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her ‘Give Me Sweet Kiss’
and she slapped me.

Jaante ho tajmahal banwane se pehle wahan kya tha?
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BILKUL AISI HI KHAALI JAGAH THI…………..Funny Love Sms