Funny Love Sms in Hindi

1 ladki ki dua
Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi

Ladki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli: ‘Fish Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hai.?
Ladka: (Sprite Pite Hue) ‘Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti’ (@_@)
University of Freshology

Height of comment:
Ladka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Ladki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
ladka: G Bhabi.

Agar ap chahte hai k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagai Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

Hasi k liye gam kurban, khushi k liye ansu kurban, dost k liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurban.

Gandhi giri ki safalta k baad, pesh hai. SMS giri jisme ap msg kare ya na kare, hm sms bhejte rahenge, kabhi to apko sharm ayegi.

Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mai kisi or se pyar krta hu or vo..Garbhvati hai.

Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Bcoz after death, their DADDY becoms a MUMMY.

Ramnavmi ane wali hai, isiliye hm apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mai lagana chahte hai. So… apke pados mai in mai se koi ho to batao

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero k waqt usk pas aa kr baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Apke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aj din mai kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aj din mai kaise bol pada?

Wen i open my eyes evry morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer

Ladki jab Mayke me rehti hai toh “RANI” jab shadi hokar jati hai toh “LAXMI” Aur sasural me kaam karte-karte “BAI” Sach me Ladkiya “RANILAXMIBAI” hoti hain….Funny Love Sms in Hindi

If I was an artist,
u would b my picture!
If I was a poet,
u would b my inspiration!
If I was an author u would b my story!
Bt I’m only a cartoonist!

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
6.susu: isliye karke sona ….Funny Love Sms in Hindi

Love b4 Marriage
Janu…tum nhi to mai nhi,
mai nhi to tum nhi…
Love after Marriage
bagairt”…Aj tu nhi ya me nhi

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide..

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Very Funny SMS – kissing – spy tips N Techniques of wife…..
If You’re Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..
Remember ,
Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of
BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !
Be Careful

Husband Wife Jokes –
If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.
If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy

ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,
paglpn hai,
khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko goli marle

Na Tikka Boti Na Chicken Tikka .
Sirf
Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chikka Dhin ….Funny Love Sms in Hindi

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
100% Attendance …

What Did Baba Ramdev Say To Anna
Hazaare?
“Agar Main
Karoon Tho Saala Character
Deelaa Hai”……Funny Love Sms in Hindi