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1 Sardar road pe potty kr raha tha, police ne use pakad liya, jb police use le ja rahe the to sardar bola “Bhai sabut to Utha Lo” ?

once sardar going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine
Sardar:hey stupid see down its a 4 wheeler

Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya….

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga
Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka “Kutta” hai

zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

“Paanchvi Pass” me SRK mujhse pucha, “India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?” khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya

Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..

apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz

agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai
jago ladko jago

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..

DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!
Q ki
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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy- pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom- kyu?
Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
Suraj:kaise?
Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!
Sardar:
In which printing press d question paper is
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Oh…! Are baap re..
Are paap ho gya
Ye kya hua
Aisa nhi hona tha
Bahut badi galti ho gyi
He Bhagwan
ye kya ho gya
mujse kis kanjus ko sms ho gya……………………

Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIA mai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best

3 ways to catch tiger
newton:allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger

today is Veerappan’s 3rd death anniversary:- the legendry daku.In this memory plz forward this message to 1 local Criminal

Sms dhamaka
Mujhe sms pe sms karo or jito
18 lac ki car ka photo
42” color tv ka box aur
Mere sath dinner karne ka mauka wo bhi apke ghar………..Funny Jokes Msgs

chota baby=”mummy kal mai susu krne utha tha bathroom ka darwaja khoilte hi light apne ap on ho gye .
mummy=kamine kutte tu fir fridge may susu kr aya hai

Arz kiya hai..
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret,
gaur farmaiye,
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret kyuki
sajni ne phool mara gamla sameet..

Hum DOSTI dil se nibhana Jante He,
Zakhmo pr marhm lagana jante hai,
Hme bhulane ki koshish bhi na karna,
warna Hm GALA DABANA bhi jante hai…

na jane wo humse kya chupati thi ,kuch tha uske hoto pr na jane kyu sharmati thi jab hmne muh khulwa k dekha to pata chala salli rajnigandha pan msala khati thi

How to kill a girl? give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics… and “Lock her in a room without a mirror”

girl.ur name?
boy.black lion, girl. r u joking.
boy. no, its means kalu singh,&
urs. girl. soft underwear, boy. ru joking?
girl.no,it means komal chadda

jb kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
baat aa kr zuban tak rukne lage
to
to
to
Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khich-2 Dur Karo

a pig fell in love with a hen.1day they kissed each other.
next day d pig died of BIRD FLU.n bird died of SWINE FLU.
“AJAB PREMKi GHAZAB KAHANI”

cheeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thumps up pio
pepsi pio
juice pio
beer pio
kyuki k
abHUGGIES pe Rs12/-off…………..Funny Jokes Msgs