Funny Hindi Sms

Why does a Donkey eat grass?
. . . . . . . . Oops . . . . . . . . .Sorry . . . . . . ..That’s ur personal matter. How can I interfere!

socha tha use is kadar bhul jayenge, dekh kr bhi andekha kr jayenge.
aur jab dekhta hu usko……sochta hun is bar dekh lu
agli bar bhul jayenge.

Aj maine do kasame khai hai
(1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pr nazar nhi dalunga Aur
(2) Kisi bhi ladki ko pr aya nhi samjhunga

suraj bana to tare bane,
husn bana to deewane bane.
kuch na kuch to jarur hai ap me,
warna u hi nhi pagal khane bane.

In hatho me itni takat he,ye jud jaye to sharafat he,ye mil jaye to mohobbat he,aur ye uth jaye to shamat he.

Saying of the Decade: Even if all the musicians join together 2 create a melody 2 make us sleep, they can’t beat our teachers & textbooks..;)

Classroom is like a train…
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives…
middle 2 benches are general compartments &
last 2 benches are sleeper coaches

ladiya chunnari se ese muah dhak leti hai jese activa nahi bhusa wali machine chala rahe ho

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai….

LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai”

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Ques – bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,”hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,”

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya…ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?……….Funny Hindi Sms

Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
“brush or colgate Sath rakhna”

Itna kamjor hua teri judai se…
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se….
ki ab to “MACHAR” bhi khich le jate hai charpai se.

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
zara gaur farmeyga..
Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
Wah!wah!
And u say i am loving it…

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..

jaan___kya haal hai
Jaan___kaha ho
Jaan___kb miloge
Jaan___missing u
jaan___zyada khush mat ho.
hr space ki jagah ‘war’ laga kr padho.

In 2018
Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le…Funny Hindi Sms

Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:”beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka :”saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga…?”

Dunia me subse himmat wala mard kaun hai
Dhobi
qki wo kisi bhi ghar jakr kehta hai saheb madam se kehna kapde nikal k rakhe,mai ata hu..

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai,sochta hu ghar ki bijli katva de,
bil bahut ata hai

Boy – whats ur name?
Girl – Q batau?
me tumhe janti bhi nhii.
Boy – mat batau me kunsa tmhe apni “FERARI” me betha rha hu
Girl – Anjali, B.Com 2nd year, class time 6-8..

Tajmahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba, kuch k liye pyar ka ehsas,
par tumhare liye ek bakvas, kyoki roz badalti hai tumari MUMTAZ.

CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai…..
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai…..
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hai…..

Hum roz latest funny sms kyu bhejta hai?
Time-pass k liye
No
Masti k liye
No yar
Ham SMS bhejta hai hamara india k liye
Q ki padhenga india tabhi to badhega india!!!

stasified theory:
Sardar makhi k pankh tod k bola ud,makhi nhi udi,
Sarda:to ye proof hua”agar makhi k pankh tod diye jay to makhi sun nhi sakti….????

Wo subah ka alarm wo pani ki thandk wo shampu ki botal wo liril ki tazgi wo naya kapdo ka sukun tum kya jano ye to roz nahane wale hi jane

Always keep ur Lover’s photo in ur purse.Whenever u r in some big trouble,See the photo & u will feel that, No other problem is bigger than this.

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du,tere liye chand tare tod du,khushiyo k drwaze tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haas k dikha !!!

Tere Sare Daat Tod Du….

Do u know the difference between Coffee shop & Wine shop?
simple!!
Coffee shop is starting point of Love & Wine Shop is End Point of Love..

Itna na rona ki badal lago,
itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago.
dua he meri hamesa haste raho,
lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water hai….

Lover to beloved- “Darling mujhe tumhari aankho me saari duniya dikhye deti hai..”
Piche se ek budda bola- “Hamari gaiya nhi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,
role k liye fit kia ek sardar,
jo tha bahut hi kamal,
ped se chalang mar ka bola,
jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal…Funny Hindi Sms

Mariz nurse se
sis.Pani pilao
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai,
Mariz: nhi gala check karna hai k kahi leak to nhi hai..

a pig fell in love with a hen.
1day they kissed each other.
nextday d pig died of BIRD FLU.
n bird died of SWINE FLU.
“AJAB PREM Ki GHAZAB KAHANI”…………Funny Hindi Sms