Funny Hindi Messages

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The
1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Ne Pucha- Tum Khamosh Q Bethy Ho
Pagal Ne Kaha- Bewkuf, Mai Dulha Hu.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Sardar:Isme to Kida Nikla h
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.
Sardar:2 kilo or de do

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Arz hai…
“Itne khuddar the hum ke kabhi school na jate the
gaalib…
Wo to ladkio ke shauk-e-deedar ne,
Graduate karwa diya!!!

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Baap: Mere 4 bache hain..
1 ne MBA
2nd B.Ed.
3rd PHD
4TH chor hai
Frnd:chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar h….

:: funny sms collection in Hindi ::
Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Qki
Chawwani
Ab Kaha Chalti H

:: short sms jokes in hindi ::
Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya,
Machchar Kate..
Anjam 1 Hi Hai..
Kya?
Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati…

:: funny sms collection in Hindi ::
LIFE HISTORY OF A HANDSOME boy!
On 21 may 1988
a handsome boy was born on earth.
Cucku bird sang and peacock danced on that day.
Tigers and lions became afraid of his birth.
Angels blessed his from the Heaven.
All girl’z tried in vain 2 win his love.
His parents were happy and named the boy,
“RAJ” That Legend is nw ur Frnd !
Njoyy…His Frndship.
Warning:- editing and copying of msg is strictly prohibited.
Hav A Cool.

1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha.
1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate?
Bacha:- “SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h..

Dedicatd 2 all dear 1s…
Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h
kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayk the
Aur kuch delhi belly aur murder 2 ki meharbani h

Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,
To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
SAMJHE………..Funny Hindi Messages

Newly wed Bahu-Maaji,
kal raat
meri unse ladaai ho gayi
Saas-Koi baat nahi
Ye to pati patni ke beech hota hi hai
Bahu-Wo to thik hai par ab laash Ka kya Karu?

*Arz Kiya Hai*
K
Gam hai ,,
Tanhai hai ..
Dard hai ,,
Ruswai hai ..
Zaalimo Tum bhi sms kr do ,,
Meri kya Govrnment ne Duty lgayi hai ..

CHETAVANI
Ab agar tum logo ka msg nahi aaya to
BHAGWAN wala msg bhej dunga.
Phir bhejte rahna 21 Ya 51 logo ko…!!!:-]

Joking.-
Dil me ek shor ho rha h, bin msg ke dil bor ho rha h ,
kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost ab tak
ghar k bartan dho rha hai………Funny Hindi Messages

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.

I Love u
I like u
I miss u
I talk u
All these r examples of PRESENT INDEFINITE
2morrow v will study PRESENT CONTINUOUS.

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.
par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.
na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyunki
hamari height todhi kam thi

Height of computerised world:
Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy-Ma’am, for my homework plz visit my website-
“www. myHomeWork. com.

Advntages of pillow:

4 sleeping?
no
4 pilow fight?
no
Then…?
4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt..

THIS DOG IS ONE CAT OF DONKEY THE BEST MONKEY WAYS TO OWL MAKE U RAT SMILE.!
CONFUSED..!!!
NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL UR NICK NAMES.

Man 2 doctor sms
A Man 2 doctor: Is there any medicine 4 long life?
Dr:Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr:No, but it will help u 2 avoid such long life thoughts.Ok?

Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Where Was LOVE Born?
Guessssssss
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee..

The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA?”
Student -“In Swiss Banks”

Girl’s status on facebuk:
“feeling sad”
17021 cmments
Boy’s status
“going 2 cmmit suicide”
2 lyks nd 1 cmmnt
“dkh le yr… Ho ske to rhne de”

Profesr- Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesha Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The
Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe
Stdnt-Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Hai

:: Funny mobile sms ::
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL..
wah-wah.!
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL..
wah-wah.!
Main Kuch Bhi Likhu Padhte Hai PAGAL..
Ab Bolo WAH-WAH..Funny Hindi Messages