Funny Friends Sms

Lab khamosh jate hai jb tm samne ate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai jb nigahe milate ho,
Sas rukti hai jb tm muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyo drate ho?

Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali ayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag k ayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, sali baap ko le ayi.

Dil mai basa hai pyar tera,
Aankho mai basi hai tasvir teri,
Jb bhi ati hai yaad teri,
Hm dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aj hmara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota..
Rinku: What sort of a car has ur dad got?
Mintu: I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Rinku: Really – Ours only starts with petrol.

Woh to aj bhi hme dekh kr muskurate hai
Pr unke bachche bade kameene hai
Jo hme mama, mama kah kr bulate hai

Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gyi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gyi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hai ki,
Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal kahi kho gayi!

Machhr ne ap ko kata,
Ye us ka junun tha,
Ap ne khujli ki,
Ap ka sukun tha,
Phir bhi ap ne usko nahi mara,
Kyuki uski rago mai ap ka khun tha.

If ever in ur life u r very sad n feel that u have lost evrything,
I’ll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Whn U feel that nobody luvs U
nobody cares 4 u
& evry1 is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!

2 snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned & started singing:
zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !

Aye dost tu bhi likha kr shayri
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tmatr,
To raat ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega

Ansu tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kre hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tm kro aur salary meri ho………..Funny Friends Sms

Kya mast air chal rele hai
cow log grass eat kr rele hai
dog log bark kr rele hai
Shane log SMS kr rele hai
DHAKAN log SMS padh rele hai.

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam pr
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

Try 2 undrstand n don’t disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u.
So don’t play with my life.
– Sardar says 2 mosquito.

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu.

Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi,
mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi,
pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho,
kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm bhi nhi.

Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: tu Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti he marni thi to nikal kr marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zarurat thi.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen pr hua to rab se sikayat hogi.
Ek to jhella nhi jata dusra aa gya to kya halat hogi!

“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.” ~ Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.

Ram chandra kah gye siya se,
aisa kalyug ayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bs padh k muskurayega!

Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaro Uda do salle ko.

When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 persn u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish 2 kill.
Now, keep guessing y I sent it to u………..Funny Friends Sms

Somtym my mind asks y I miss u?
Y I care 4 u?
Y I remember u?
Then my heart answers its simply bcoz mental patient needs more care.

Y do U think I SMS u ?
Is it bcoz I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! Its bcoz
Time pas k liye koi BAKRA chaiye

After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I was a fool wen I married u.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn’t undrstand.

Tum ek aise don ho jisk pas, Hr lock ki chabi hai, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hai. Aur Pyar se. “Donkey” .Think it DON!

Smtyms small things in life hurt a lot… If u don’t agree with me.. then..
. . . .try to sit on a pin !!

Suhagraat ko dulhe ne drvaza khat ktaya,
dulhan dar k chup gyi.
dulha:kya hua?
dulhan:ap ho,muje laga REID padi hai..

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting widout any reason.

Traffic Police WALI ne suhagraat k baad husband se Rs.600 ka jurmana manga!
Husband: kis liye?
Wife: 100 overspeed k, 200 wrong side k or 300 bina helmet k.!

Director 2 Mallika: = + Suhagraat + = ka seen hai dulhan dulhay ko garm doodh ka glass pesh karti hai.
Mallika 2 director: glass say he agar doodh pelana tha to phr mujy Q cast kia hai..eske to rupye vi bahut kam he milge na ?………..Funny Friends Sms