Exam Sms For Friends

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni chahiye?
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Santa : pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna,
mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

Aeroplane- write brothers
cycle-macmillan
telephone-grahm bell
telescope-galileo
exams-
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dundho pakad ke marenge.

Todays students thinking
thousands of yesterdays are gone..
Millions of tomorrows will come..
But still a hope…….
Kal se pakka parhenge

Saal bhar padhai hm kiya nhi krte
lekin cheating kr k paper hm likha nhi krte
ae university walopass krna h to kro
fokat me hm zyada likha nhi krte

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i’m here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

Tcher 2 student: beta ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: is sheet par likhe gye ans kalpnik hai jinka kisi b book se koi smbandh nhi hai..!

Q:wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj b kehte hen or qayamat tak kahngay?
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Ans:bus kal se parhai start.

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete………..Exam Sms For Friends in Hindi

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Samandar bhar syllabus hota hai

nadi bhar parh pate hein
balti barh yad rehta hai
chuloo bhar number ate hein
jis mein hum doob jatey hain

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai?

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

A student grabbed a coin,
flipped it in the air & said,
“head, i go to sleep.”
Tail, i watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i’ll study.

koi cheez be-wafai se barh kar kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kar kya hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani mai saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kya hogi:-)

Know What It Feels Like While Xams?
Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Time Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Time’s Up
Xams Suck
Still Good Luck……….Exam Sms For Friends

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Message
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?

Guzray huye Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet mai jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar mai Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Congratulations!
Good news for Delhi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle……..Exam Sms For Friends

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thae,
Jitna syllabus parh ke wo top karte hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thae

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Joinki soch mai gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances fullhai..

Har Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peeche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna
Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain………exam jokes 2016

EXAM ke liye har book parh li hamne dosto…, .
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DUA hai facebook se bhi koi sawal Aajaye.

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kar deta to har exam k pehle premium bhar deta, pass hota to thik varna insurance claim kar deta.

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har
Student Mein “Super Genius Student” Ki Aatma Aa
Jati Hai.

Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam…
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Question:What is an array..?
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend.
eg. “ARRAY, idhar aa re…

Arz kiya hai? Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humnesuna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hiZINDAGI LE LI hai…………..Exam Sms For Friends