Cute Funny Sms

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!

Morning – 6am To 12pm
Noon – 12pm To 4pm
Evening – 4pm To 8pm
Night – 8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the &
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Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha hai

Makkhi Mar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
” Naaii ” hon..

Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai
Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.

Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
“SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI”
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha “AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE”.

Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773
SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT.
Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata

Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2

Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .Cute Funny Sms

Shayari by Sardar-
“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga

Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya…
Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola.
“Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok….
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI
SMART HAI
CHARMING HAI TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR
GALAT FEHMI MAT PALIYE.

Yahoooooo…….!
Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …:

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe
Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha..
Bf: Phir ?
Girl:Phir Kya,
Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..!!

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-
1)Soda Akbar
2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
3)Rum De Basanti
4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
5)Beer Zaara
6)Bewde Zameen Par………Cute Funny Sms

Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai?
Boy: 3 , present, past, future
Sir: gud
Exampl do
Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha,
Aaj pyar karta hu,
kal bhaga k le jaunga.

Santa road pe sandas kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to santa bola :
“sahab saboot to utha lo”!

filmon se ladkon ko kya
sikhna chahiye ??
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanna
Titanic
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Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar
mein pada utni hi buri mout
mara..

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile.
Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye.
Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni
Aur
Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad
Uska Pani ….Cute Funny Sms