Cute Funny Sms in Hindi

Ladki Apne friend Se Boli:
Agar Main smart Na Hoti To
Ab Tak Mera 40-50 Bar
R@pë Ho Chuka Hota
Friend: Acha,
Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao
Ladki: Main Har Baar
Khud Hi Tyaar Ho Jati Hun.

Ek time tha
jab log apne gharo ke saamne
likhte the swagatam
fir likhne lage welcome
aur ab likhte hai
kutto se saavdhan
kya zamana aa gaya!

Santa studying in 8th standard,
went to buy his books.
Shopkeeper:sorry we dont have
the english book for 8th.
Santa:no prbm, give me 2 books of 4th std.

Read this fast.
Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè
Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè
Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè
OK
Congrats.
You are Selected to
Coffee Boy
Work in the “Railway Station”

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” I am Bodyguard.
Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye,
Jarurat ho to Phone kare.
Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe
Koi miss call na krna.

Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai,
Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota h
Aurat k Dil me
Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi
Jagah hoti hai!
But
Aadmi ka Dil
Itna Bada hota hai ki Usme
Lover Dost ki
Lover Biwi ki dost
Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
Aur
Thodi bahut
PATNI k liye bhi
Jagah hoti hai.!

S.H.A.D.I.
S: Shanti bhang
H: Himmat khatam
A: Azadi samaapt
D: Dimaag kharab
I: Imtihaan shuru
Jiski huyi hai
JHELO
Aur jiski nahi huyi hai
Soch lo…………Cute Funny Sms in Hindi

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
“My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?

Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

4 boys on bike..
Police:- triple riding is banned aur
tum 4 baithe ho…..??
Boys shocked…
.
.
.
look behind..
.
.
and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
gya…??

Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
.
Student:”Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!…Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?
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Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB…..

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko….

Subah se 21 ladiyo ke call aa chuke hai
sab “I love you” bol rahe hai
jane kis ne afwah faila di hai ki..”Black money list” me mera naam bhi hai

Arz kiya hai….jara gaur farmaiya ga -Ladki ke aankh marne par ladke ke Paon jami par nahi parte or
Ladke ke aakh marne par ladki ke chappal jami par nahi parte.

Boyfriend text msgs to his GF, “U love me and not my money, Right Honey?” GF: ¥ € $ INR

PK ke poster me Aamir ne agar radio ke sath ek lota bhi pakra hota
to ye samghna aasan hota ki bina kapro ke amir railway track pe kaya karne gaye the.

Cute Girl: I am 18 and my böyfriend is 38, is that BÄD?
Boy: Sweety Yöu spelt DÄD wröng……….Cute Funny Sms in Hindi

Santa ne banta se kaha yaar bahut machhar kaat raha h
Banta – yaar light off kar do phir unhe hum dekhi nahi dege
Santa – what a smart idea sirji

Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna Chahte ho?
Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao
Usey bata Dena K
Ye Do Kash laganay
k baad He Khulti Hain

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?