Comedy Jokes For Friends

Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya….
Budha: Sorry…Sorry…
Ladki: Andha hai kya…..Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek cute six pack abs ladka us ladki se takra gaya…
Ladka: Sorry…
Ladki: It’s okay Dude!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai “MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??”

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.

Agar barish ho to barish me nahati Yuvatiya
Agar garmi ho to ghup me tapti Yuvatiya
Agar exam ho to exam deti Yuvatiya
Agar traffic ho to jam me Phansi Yuvatiya
Agar mosam aacha ho to mosaum ka luft uthati Yuvatiya
Oye Hello media – news-paper walo hum ladko ko kaya gayab kaar diya
Hum bhi hai earth planet par suniye….

Girlfriend ki cute sweet sister bhi appke pyaar me phanhi ho to usse kya kahenge….??? .
Betaaa……
Mann me dusra laddu phoota..

WHAT IS FÙLL FÖRM OF GIRL!!!
G = Góssip me sabse aagge,
I = Innócent sirf shakal se,
R = Róne ki autómatic machine,
L= Ladai me sabki maa.

Train mein Warning likhi thi…..
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
TiTu- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh bewkuf

Wt wud b d bhojpuri version of missiom impossible….
ee na ho sake he bhaiyya…
n wt abt M.I.-2 hum phir se kah rae he ee na ho sake

1 Rahen Chullu,
1 Rahen Bhullu,
1 Rahen ULLU,
Chullu 11vi Me Padhat Rahen,
Bhullu 12vi Me Padhat Rahen,
Aur ULLU
.”SMS” Padhat Rahen…………..Comedy Jokes For Friends

Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai?
Jaldi Batao
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai,
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf
BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega..

GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY – Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY – Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.

Zindagi ka sach
Ek garib subah jaldi Ghar se pet bharne k Liye nikalta hai
Aur
Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye

Strnge But True
Explosive comedy:
Santa gives dictation test for students,
last bench students said v r not able to hear sir..
Santa said ok i will write on board.!

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character dheela hai..

Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya,
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya.
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms,
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.

Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.

Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
“BAPU” Ji

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher – jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
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Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai

If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then…
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ?
Abhishek: No idea.
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Reporter:
Get Idea!!!&
Change ur wife…

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He’s Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG –
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon Hai…………Comedy Jokes For Friends