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New N Latest Rajnikant Jokes ::-
At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?
Just Scratch n Sleep Again
We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry
Banta: Are you going to attend the boss’ funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I’m working today. My motto is business before pleasure.
kuch log garmi ko lekar hay toba macha rahe h…
jese pichhli garmi unhone sweetzerland me bitaye ho
If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!funny english sms!
:: Funny English SMS ::
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!
:: Full Dose of Laughter – Nonstop ::
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
Laughter is d Best medicine,
But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I’ve Made In You .
Boys are stronger than Girls??……….Best Smile Funny Sms
Ohh Please !!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?
If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK
:: latest, new, best, English funny sms, collection ::
believe in love …!Love has great power !
It can ” REMOVE ” misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears ,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ..
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Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
tips 4 boys-
if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they will fight for u….
Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!
V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
“Well I M Bored
Let’s Go Brush 0ur Teeth …
When I was in darknes,you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much. ..
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT………..Best Smile Funny Sms
Teacher: Wht do u want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn’t know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn’t. He’s a burglar!
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. “Any last requests?” asked the jailer.
“Yes”, replied one of the prisoners. “I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham”
And the second prisoner said, “Please kill me first.”
Only “Itch Guard” can claim that it started it’s business from ‘scratch’.
Banta: What’s the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
We can drink without working for 7 days!
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
“You’re so stupid,” said Pappu.
“That’s enough” said their dad. “Pappu, say sorry to Pinky”, added Santa.
Pappu: I’m sorry you’re so stupid!
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
3. Girls wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, my friends send money.
If you ever find a woman who is Gorgeous and glamorous; has a nice figure, intelligent, gets things done on her own, drives a car very well, cooks best food, has little expectations and is not at all materialistic and loves you unconditionally, let it be known that the alcohol you have consumed is of the highest quality!
iPhone » Android » Nokia » Land phone » Typewriter » 2 cans and a string » Message in a bottle » Pigeon with a note taped to it » Blackberry
Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me.
Terms and Conditions or T & C Applied
Most people aren’t sorry; just sorry they got caught.
You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.
They don’t have age but age groups which are follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!……….Best Smile Funny Sms
There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with ‘MAC’ eyeliner and ‘Maybelline’ mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with “La Femme” blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with ‘Lancome’ lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn’t have a colour printer!
A cute prayer 4 U – Dearest Friends:
May God break d front teeth of those ppl who secretly plot evil against u..
So dat u knw ur enemies by their smiles!
Sorry for distrubing you at this time…
if you are free now…
if you in good mood now….
if you have no work…
then please delete this message.
Funny English sms 2016,
Always have a
The Bank sends Santa a email written…
‘Your payments are outstanding Sir….”.
Santa replies – Thanks for the compliment Yaar.
Man to a very cute Air hostess: What’s your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man:Lovely name.Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess:Our maintenance cost is the same 🙂
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
Very funny lines said to GOOGLE..
‘Can u just Allow Me to write my sentence before you start Guessing !!.
Only a man knows a Man’s nature!! For eg..
Customer: I want to buy a Ladies watch..
shopkeeper: Biwi l liye chahiye ya branded dikhau?
The next generation Boys Poem..
‘Drinking Drinking little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH,
Have desi with chana fry..!Best Smile Funny Sms
KID : Y some of ur hair r white DAD?
Dad: Everytime u make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white.
KID: Now I understand y grandpa’s hair r ALL white..!!
Santa was selling Parashut..
Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..
Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to..
Santa-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
What is d similarity between a successful Charterd Accountant & Miss World? Both are Very ‘CONSCIOUS’about “FIGURES”
Height of Positive thinking: A Man Marrying his own secretary, Thinking that she will follow his order as Before…