Best Collection Funny Sms

Funny messages for Friends
Advantage of speaking truth is that u don’t have to remember what u said,
But
Lying increases ur memory power!

QUESTION
Sharam kya hai”
ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mere mobile inbox kabhi khali na rahe…

Very very funny Hindi sms
Girl: Accha chalo hide seek khelte hai,
Agr dhund liya to hum shopping chalenge.
Boy: Agr nai dhunda to
Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi.

Girl boy funny sms-
Boy 2 Girl Tum Sabhi boys Ko Brother Kyu Bolti Ho?
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi H
Boy: Tera husbnad Bhi Toh Nahi Hai.
Girl gusse me-**Slapped**

Girlfriend to boyfriend going 2 school-
kaha h copy kaha hai pen
BF- jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast mast do nain
Mere dil ka le gye chain

Ladki: Tum Kya JOB Karte ho?
Ladka : Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Ladki : College?
Ladka : ‘IIN’, Mobile Recharge Ki Shop Hai Apni!

Lovely Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
Boy: Shocked.. Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?

1 boy evry day wait outside D IT park
N look at cute girl.
1 day he dare to talk her.
Boy: Xuse me !!
Girl: Xuse me 4 wat, why u stare daily.
if U lov me its just waste of time dear.
coz I have already a BF.
Ladka: Didi Tumhari company me vacancies ho to plz reference de na.

Very very flirty words said by a gorgeous girl-
S O R R Y Dude…
My mobile was on vibration!
Uski wajah se “bhukamp” aa raha tha..!!
Mobile Settings changed now.
Sorry 4 D inconvenience caused………Best Collection Funny Sms

Aaj kal Ishq ki taakat to dekho….
Band car ko b hila deti h..

Pati apne ghar ki bijli sahi kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Bittu ki mummy sunti ho..
Patni: Kya hai jee
Pati: Zara idhar toh aao
W: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
H: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
W: Lo pakad liya
H: Kuch hua?
W: Nahi toh..
H: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein H

20 top and fresh funny sms that really amuse you N make U laugh more……
3 Toppers of:
1 boy of Cambridge
1 boy of OXFORD
1 boy of TEXAS
&
Pappu from IIN
1 Q-
Wat is Fastest thing in d World?
Student of HARVARD: Light
Student of OXFORD: Thought
Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye
Pappu of IIN: Loose Motion!
coz
Last day I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It just happened…..

Cute Girl changed Facebook status:” Feeling Awesome”
1 Boy commented: Game ON…
2 Boy commented: Play safe..
3 Boy commented: hum bhi khre hai rahoo me..

Suhagrat ko kamre ki light off thi
Ladki dulhe ki wait kar rahi thi…
Ladka darwaja khol ke kamre mein aya
Aur jaldi mein ladki se bola
Ladka: jaldi se apne kapde utaro
Ladki ne kapde utar liye aur khub bhadiya tarike
Se dono ne love kiya
Love ke baad ladka bola: ab jaldi se kapde pahan lo
Ladki: kyu?, kya hua
Ladka: dulha aane wala H…….Funny Sms For Gf

Teacher: Batao ‘Pyaar’ kyu aacha hai ‘War’ se
Students: Kyuki ‘C0nd0m’ sasta hai ‘talwar’ se.

Wht is Fastest Race?
wen u r trying 2
finish off the Paani Poori be4 d
Paani Poori boy puts d next 1 into d plate!

Very very romantic Santa Style-
Police: tune papita bechne wali ko bahut kiss kyon kiya?
Santa: wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
Pappi-te le lo…
Pappi-te le lo..
Pappi-te le lo…
Pappi-te le lo..

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!mast ladka ladki fresh jokes 2015

Girl ATM pe Bittu se..
Girl: mujhe apna balance check karna H..
Aap meri help kar do plz..
Bittu use ek zor ki laat marta hai
aur ladki gir jati hai.
Pappu: tera balance to Zero H yaar………….Bank atm fresh new jokes 2017

Its MONSOON &
I’m sure
U must be feeling Romantic
U must be feeling like Going Out in the Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs..
Splash Water..
Well,
Every FROG feels the same..

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Car ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
Bhagwan KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Onely tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Fun with Friends
No Papa
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

Suhagraat ke samay dulha dulhan se bolta hai
dulha-Aaj se tum hi meri puja ho. aarati ho, archna ho…
Dulhan sarmate hue- Aaj se app mere liye
Rahul,Rajiv, Anand, Aakas, Prakash ho…
Dulha behos…………..Best Collection Funny Sms

Bittu 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha..
Upar se 1 aurat boli – Dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai…
Bittu bola-Thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega….!

Dilemma of young boys romantic life:
Good girls have no good face N figure
Pretty N Cute Girls are not single
Single pretty girls have mighty bothers
Single pretty girls have no mighty bothers will treat u as brother.

Masti 4 your mind, text 4 your mobile, laughter for you and your friends @latestsms.in – entertainment 24/7 days

Mehbooba k aaghosh me aakar
Aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir.
phir kya?
Uske kamine bhai ne dekh liya
aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya….Funny Sms For Gf

Girl-janu hum kaab tak ese chup chuppa ke milte rahege
Boy-Jaab tak tere papa nahi maan jate
Girl-kyo nahi tum mere papa se kuch alag
andaaz me baat kaarke raaji kaar loo
Lover boy girl ke ghar jata hai
Papa-kaya kaam hai?
Boy-Joshile Andaaz me bola-
Kutta marta hddi pe
Bhukha marta roti pe
yu to teri do beti hai
par me marta chhoti pe

Bechha school ka admission form fill karte hue appne papa Santa
poocha- Papa mother Tongue me kaya likhu
Santa-Likh beta very long and out of control

One of the best way fascinating girl is good humor.
Ask any girl/woman what she seek in a boys/man she must say-
A person who can make me laugh louder is generally one of the first things she says. Girls attract more toward funny guy. Good humour and laughter are spice of relationship and friendship. Entertain your girlfriend over the phone through very very funny sms. Attract cute girls through very very funny sms. Impress a girl on the mobile through very very funny sms in Hindi.
very funny sms collection to entertain a girlfriend when she texts that she is bored

Aaj fir aapka sms nahi aaya,
Fir tamanna ka ful murzaya,
Na jane kin galio me kho gaye aap,
Me to police station se pagal khane tak dhund aaya

Zara gaaur se padiyega………
Aasmaan pe jitne taare hai,
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai,
Samander ke jitne kinare hai,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai..

Mujy ijaat say DAFNA dana
Martay waqat ik ghont thump Up pila dana
Main Taj-Mehal ni mangta Yaro
Bus meri Qaber per…….
1 GIRLS HOSTEL BANA DENA

Teri lovely lovely surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

TT to Nikhattu in train:Ticket dikao.
Nikhattu :Ye lo.
TC:Ye to purani ticket hai.
Nikhattu :To train kya abhi
showroom se nikali hai kya ?:

Wife se bahut presaan hokar Garib “Titu” sucide karne ke liye 50 Rs. ka zehar lene dukan gaya aur bola 38 ka zehar de do aur 12 ka Rajnigandha “Akhir shoq bhi bahi cheez hai”

Beta raat me 1 baje ghar aya Maa- beta ettne raat me kaha tha? beta- Maa movie dekh raha rha Maa- Kon sa? Beta- Mother India Mom: Ja beta upar ja very comedy and horror movie chal rahi hai… Beta- Maa kaunsi movie?? Maa- “Baap ka Kehar”

Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 7 admi ko upar pahucha diya . . wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ? Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

Advice for guys- very annoyed with incoming sms coming from facebook to mobile Girls ki picture par kabhi mat comment karnaa warna 6 months tak notification aayagi

1 Girl chappal wali dukaan pe:chappal dikhao.
Dukandar: Number?
Girl – 36 Number”
Dukan dar: Bahan ji,
Dimag pe zor laga ke socho, Kya lene aayi ho.

Suhagraat main dulha dulhan se kehta hai. Jaan aaj tumhe chand pele jaou ya taro pe? Dulhan sarmake boli :ye to aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataungi jee.

Madam to TiTu-who is the youngest member in ur family. TiTu-father. Teacher-beta youngest sabse chota kaun hai. TiTu-papa. Madam-how? TiTu-because he still sleeps with mummy……….very very funny hindi sms

Madam to student: gaali kya hai? student: krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh jinke uchcharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shantika anubhv hota hai

Madam Ne TiTu Ko Ped Per,
Ulte Latkane Ki Saja Di.
Thodi Der-k Baad TiTu Niche GirGaya…
Mdam : Thak Gaya Kya..
TiTu : Nahin….Pakk Gaya !

Bahut kam hi log jante hai “Dafli Wale Dafli Baja”
gana gane wali ladki ne hi badi hokar “Dj Wale Babu Mera Gana Baja De” gana gaya hai

Tum kaya jano yaaroo us wkt mere Dil pe kaya gujari thi
jab mere college ki ladki ne kaha tha-
Tum mere se 2 saal chote ho, DIDI bola karoo….

Ladkiya bhi Pyar Mohabbat me aese ladko ko chand tare todkar lane ko khti hai, Jinko koi
Muhlle me koi Amrud nahi todne deta hai

Jese hi bjat me cigret ki kimate badi, Hostel me rhne wale ladko ne ghar phone lagakar bta diya ki college ki fee bad gayi hai….

Shopping Mehngi
Beauty Parler Mehnga
Restaurants Mehnga
jewellery Mehnga
N khud biwi rakhi na kisi ko rakhne dunga
(Bjat-2016)

Pakistan ki to kismat hi khraab hai,
Na to Aatankwadi chal rahe hai na Khilari

:: Funny jokes sms ::
Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nahi.
Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,
pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h

:: Funny jokes sms ::
Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle…
Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.

:: latest, new, funny sms collection ::
Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata Hai,
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata Hai,
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte Hai,
Or
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata Hai…-

:: latest, new, funny sms collection ::
Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,
Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,
Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro
K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh se!
Zyada
Kanjus ho..

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::
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((;;;;;;))
\;;!;; /
\ Y. /
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ice-cream only for u.
zyada mat muskurao..
Agar himmat hai to kha ke dikhao.

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::
Principl-:Late Q hue?
boy:-bike khrab ho gyi thi. Principl:-Bus me ni aa skte the kya?
boy:-Mene kaha tha Sir,
par apki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na…;

:: Funny jokes sms ::
Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki
Chappal.?…………Best Collection Funny Sms

:: latest, new, funny sms collection ::
Saas ki demand-
Ladki khubsurat ho,
Ameer ho,
Padhi likhi ho,
Kam umar ho,
Ghar k kam kaj me mahir ho.
Ladki ki demand
Simple- saas photo me ho..

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::
Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale…

:: Funny jokes sms ::
Boy: I luv U Tum Duniya Ki Sbse Khubsurat Ldki Ho
Gal: Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bi Zyada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi He
Boy Mud K Piche Dkhta H Par Waha Koi Nai Tha
Girl: Agr Tum Such Me Mujhse Pyar Krte To Kbhi Piche Na Dkhte
I hate u

MORAL:
Moral Woral Kuch Ni Bas Ldki Zara Tez Nikli
Par Msg Abi Baki H mere dost.
Boy: Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marzi
Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Mai Kisko Dunga
Girl: LO.!! Ab M Apne Janu Se Mazak Bhi Nh Kar Sakti..

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::
Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

:: latest, new, funny sms collection ::
AAP KITNE B DUKH ME Q NA HO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
AaP JITNa RO LO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
PaR
PaR
EK din ‘DATE’ PE CHALE JAO
SALA PURA KHaANDaAN DEKH LETA HAI.:-

A Girl Tells her Mom:
“I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?”
Mom: “Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM” !

Bahut Sweet hai Woh jise hum chahte h,
Har pl Khuda se usi ko mangte h,
Dil tarasta h use Pane ko,
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta,
“DAIRY-MILK”Khane ko…………………Best Collection Funny Sms

Agar aap hmare Msg’s se pareshan hai to customer care me call kr k
apna No.band krwa lo
kyuki hum to sudharne wale hai nhi…

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le

Kaise Mumkin Tha
Kisi Aur Haqim Se Elaaj Karana..?
AI DOST,
Ishq Ka Rog Tha,
MAMMI ki chappal se Hi Aaram
Aaya

Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho
Thoda wah-wah kro dosto Ye apne type ka h
Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho
wah-wah
aur vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho.

‘()”'()’
(O_O)
‘ Hi!!
(‘)^(‘)
Wishing u..
G Morning
O Afternoon
O Evening
D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack –
Sasta padta hai yaar……………………………

YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AaP K Liye..
(\./)
/.”.)”^–;”;_
\,,/”( , , )\
//\\ //\\
ab Iska naam gulab hai to mai kya kru..??

True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?

BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main
Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta…
Ae DOSTON
Par Fir Socha,
“ExamsS Ka Time Hai.
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi…”…………………………latest funny sms collection 2017

Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes, 4 bunglow, 3 farmhouse hai.. TUMHARE paas kya hai.?
POOR man- Mere paas Beta hai,
Jiski GirlFriend teri beti hai..

I LOVE U…!!
These words were said by katrina kaif to me last nite in her house…..But i rejected..!!
LOL

Apple=Vitamin..
Vitamins=Power. ­ .
Power=Work..
Work=Money..
Money=Girl Friend..
Girl Friend=Tension. ­ .
Tension=Heart Attack..
Heart Attack=Death..
Lo ab khao Apple.. ??

When you are singing while headphone on
Feels like Arijit Singh – Young Indian playback singer
When you record or play
your sound comes like Shakti kapoor….Best Collection Funny Sms