Silence is the wit of fools. – Jean la Bruyere
Sir, I admit your gen’ral rule that every poet is a fool: but you yourself may serve to show it that every fool is not a poet. – Alexander Pope
Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
So Sweet is ur STYLE???
So Sweet is ur VOICE???
So Sweet is ur EYE?????
See …….how Sweetly I LIE.
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now. – William of Baskerville
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? – George Bernard Shaw
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit. – Josh Billings
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. – Euripides
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. – George Orwell
The Constitution gives every American the right to make a damn fool of himself. – John Ciardi
The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment. – Poor Robin’s Almanac
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool. – William Shakespeare
The fool is always beginning to live.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. – Thomas Shadwell………Best Collection April Fool Sms
The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie
APRIL FOOL! – Myra Cohn Livingston
The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world. – Charles Caleb Colton
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly. – William Shakespeare
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars… So, if u dont mind…… Can I sell you?
The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right. – Mark Twain
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. – Will Rogers
The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
Must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass. – Bioleau
There are more fools in the world than there are people. – Heinrich Heine
There is a foolish corner even in the brain of the sage. – Aristotle
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
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Happy fools day
This is the day (April Fool’s Day) upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. – Mark Twain
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. – Quintilian
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!…………Best Collection April Fool Sms
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
For all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
& will be a BROHTER
For all CUTE GIRLS .
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN…………Best Collection April Fool Sms