Amazing Funny Sms

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.

In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..

“Maa”
Maa Kya Hai?
Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam,
Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He,
Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K
Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain

ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq.
Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.
Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To Majburi.
Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.
Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To Majburi.

Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha.
‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’
doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.

SUNDAY means:
S= Sotay Raho
U= Utho Dair Se
N= Nahao Mat
D= Dekho T.V
A= Aram Karo
Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie..
So, Enjoy Your Sunday…

boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho
Larka : kamini zaleel I love U ,
mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat…. 😉

Jo jete vo sikandr
jo hare vo jail ke andar
jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi
Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi
Choice is Urs.

hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua?
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua
Hm muqadar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hai…..Amazing Funny Sms

bago me phul to khilte rahenge, raat me diye bhi jalte rahenge….
bas bhagwan apko khush rakhe, baki pareshan to hum apko krte hi rahenge….

Tomato,
potato,
brinjal,
ginger,
carrot
onion,
garlic,
arey dekh kya rahe ho “VEG sms hai kisi ko bhi bhejo….”

Haryana ka jaat 1 chori te apne pyar ka izhaar krne gaya…
Jaat – I luv U
Chori – Thappad marun key?
Jaat- phir ghusand na khavegi….

chinku: Yaar Dr. ne mujhe se kaha hai ki mujhe AIDS hai. yeh AIDS kya hota hai?
pinku :
A?Ab
I? Is
D? Duniya se
S? Sat shriya kaal

Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum….Amazing Funny Sms

chinku & minku sath me kahi ja rahe the
1 ladki pass se nikli
chinku: Wah yaar kya maal hai
minku: Are yaar maal se yaad aya, bhabhi kaisi hai?

Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Sardar utha
Teacher: shabash bete batao
Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..

Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai….
tumhare pass kya hai…..?
Smart answer:
mere pass
“Aur bhi kaam hain”….

tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
wah wah
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani…..Amazing Funny Sms

After 10 yrs: Dolly Bindra
Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?
To hamane kaha-
Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge….

Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..
Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.
Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh….Amazing Funny Sms